We've looked up there with a torch, but unforuntately it's in one of the branches that goes off to the other side of the house, where the chimney breasts have been taken out and blocked off. So even if we knocked a big hole in the breast in the loft it might still be stuck somewhere we can't get to!
Sy's gone to work and left me to deal with it, I'm scared of ringing the RSPCA and ending up being told I have to knock holes in my newly decorated lounge wall (which incidentally is where our TV is mounted- set into the wall)...... The fire doesn't get used anymore and the chimney is going to be taken out upstairs and off the roof completely, but not until we're ready to do the loft conversion............. What the heck should I do today with this bird, I feel really cruel just listening to it, the poor thing is going frantic

Plus if it dies of a heart attack it's going to smell terrible in a few days.
