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[Juju]

You look ace! Keep your chin up and ignore them.

I get comments quite alot so I take the time to thank them which throws them a bit However if there are a few of them I just smile sweetly and stay quiet

Bec's right. Politeness & sweetness always befuddles the abuse hurler.

I normally get "F***ing weirdo!", to which I normally respond "Why thank you, kind sir/madam". Don't blow them a kiss, though because that end up in trubble....

[tuktuk]

You look ace! Keep your chin up and ignore them.

fankoo bec

my day ended in a massive plus tho there was another mini in my carpark at work... just got to figure whose it was...

[Spenner]

I agree with everything that has been said altough i cant just keep walking i normally snap.

I can say that its only happened to me a couple of times and the area i live in is full of Chav's etc. It does help being well known in the area not for being a hardman because im far from that lol. Ive always lived in the area and was a little sh*t myself and i drink in the local pub and most props with the chav's parents.

I just normally start on the biggest one and the others back off. But hey im a big lad myself weighing 19st. They are normally full of hot air. But what everyone has said you dont know what they are carrying these days. Whats this country turning into? im only 31 and when i used to knock around i wouldnt of ever thought about carrying a nife that was only done in the films. God im sounding old lol

Edited by Spenner, 01 February 2008 - 05:31 PM.

[mini93]

again dont get me started, hate them so bad and yet people dont often say anything to me...not sure why im not exactly the tallest person or biggest....recently the worst somone has said to me is "mitsubishi" because i was wearing a mitsubishi rally flease to which my responce was "yeah...it is, isnt it"

however once iw as walking back from town had my friend with me and i was saying my friends name over n over in the same style he speaks (quite funny if you knew him) and some chav popped out from no where (pesky lil F'ers) sying "what you call me" so i said "is you name..........? " he said no so i told him to bugger off
he then comes up and attacks my friend trips him up and he hits his head on the kerb (hes in the navy so cant risk getting thrown out for the lil ******* chav...he then squares up to me "iv KO'ed your friend how im gona do you" "hes not knocked out hes sitting up" he then punchs me in the face as hard as he can and i just stand there lol he didnt like that so starts kickin me ask why im not fighting with my reply of " i dont want an ASBO" (which thinking about it now is rediculas telling the cops to arrest me because he attacked me lost and got beatdown? i think not!!!)
he then keeps trying to kick me so i was blocking it with my wrist and tears my tshirt off me (kinda gay if u ask me lol ) in the end he realises im not gona give dow and walks off so i was home in the middle of winter with no tshirt! freekin freezing!!!!

[Hannioli]

sorry wrong username

Edited by Hannioli, 01 February 2008 - 07:52 PM.

[E.L.M.O]

Sorry forgot to sign out of hannas log in

they probley never touched a girl in their lives(with permission).

Not true, Their sister is still a girl!

How can you tell whos a 13yr old virgin chav?

She can run faster than her brother!



I dont normally get as much hassle as some people but then again im rather large myself. and if someone does make a cooment like that to me the best thing to do is turn around, look at them in their face, look slowly down at their feet then slowly back to their face and then burst into laughter as if you couldnt hold it in any longer. then just turn around walk off shaking your head laughing loudly.

[panelbeaterpeter]

I think we should go around in trucks with a big net, capture all the chavs, then throw them off a cliff.

About 5 of said beings walked up to my work yesterday, and asked the boss, "do you have any fu**ing jobs?" to which he said "no we fu**ing don't" and they started getting on to him about having an attitude and said he needed a smack in the mouth.. they were about 15..
After, a guy got out of a minibus and said they had been expelled from college, and he was trying to help them get jobs. Said they weren't bad lads really..

After, me and the apprentice found out and went looking for them, but they had gone. Probably good luck for both of our sakes.

[roofless]

cillit band is good at shifting scum.


go on barry! get in there son !!

[mini_surfari]

round my area there are so many chavs its unbelievable. I never have any trouble with them as i don't take any messing, especially if its about other people because its just harsh. Most of the chavs know me aswell so im lucky there, but the best bit, they know my bother and hes 6'8" and built like a brick s**t house and very intimidating, so im left well alone.

Personally we should put out a notice that theres a sale on all tracksuits, burberry, echo etc on a remote island, fly them all over there and nuc the buggers.

[panelbeaterpeter]

I think the message to learn here, is to have a large scary brother. I'm 6.4 so i'm okay

[mini_surfari]

I think the message to learn here, is to have a large scary brother. I'm 6.4 so i'm okay

Lucky you. Im only 6'1"

[panelbeaterpeter]

Wear bigger shoes.

[Southy]

Ive had many a problems with little so called 'ard chavs, in high school i was a little on the large sized and was bullied a lot and i didnt stand up for myself, one day some chav's all started gathering around me when i was walking home about 6 in total and when your 13 your scared outta your pants and i took a bit of a beating off them....
A few years later and after loosing weight and hitting the gym and growing up (Im now 6ft 1, and have a large build so rather intimidating) saw one of these guys and he just ran past me.

Was out in town a couple of weeks back and we had just left the club with a couple of my lad mates 2 are scrawny guys and one is soft and there is me, we are all drunk and had a great night so start singing and sum chav calls my mate a C**T for siging to which he tell's him politely to 'Feck off' so these chavs started squaring upto my mate and giving him loads of abuse im stood next too my mate side on too this chav, this chav nuts my mate so i just hooked him knocked him out cold and then speared his mate to the ground whilst my mates pick our mate up, i expect any minute to be jumped on by the rest of these guys but too my dis-beleif they have all done a runner leaving these two guys here...

So im my experience sometimes it is good to give some violence back to them as it could of well of been just my mates on there own and could of been seriously hurt.....

[panelbeaterpeter]

Yeah it can sometimes help, I got into a big fight with three idiots at college, somehow I won, and never got any sh!t afterwards! Even got asked out by a really cute girl in another class.. I should say I obviously don't condone violence, but if you're jumped on you have no choice! It's always best to settle it with words if possible.

[Southy]

Oh yeah im not syaing violence is the only way to sort things words are best and i to try to sort things out with words first but there is occasions when you cant be bothered or they have pushed you too far....

Some are all mouth and no action was in my mates pub before xmas and we had had a few to drink and some guy acting smart offered to play us at pool we accpeted and open handed got both of our arses whooped.....He started acting all good cause he had won (he was very drunk) and we just laugh next minute he is telling us he could knock 7 shades of poo out of both of us and then have the rest of our mates, so my mate, to my surprise and this guysm, told him to step outside when he got there he was like i was only messing just having a laugh an was shaking our hands and apologising lol.