342 replies to this topic

[Beats]

"Zero depreciation, Zero tax, 100% Fun"

[roga]

when you take the Bini out at night, i bet you hate yourself in the morning!

Nah, but my wife does

[crjtopdog]

how about: www.ihatetheBMWmini.org.uk

[fatmini]

i saw a good 1 lastnight on the wasy home "any closer and u may as well jump in"

i also thought of "if u can read this u are doing well to keep up"

[miniman retford]

I have 5,387,862 owners cant be wrong !

[miniracer15]

Erm Have no windows in my mini but want to get

" minis rule the bends . . . . so bend the rules "

Have seen a mini with " Mucking Fagic "

[Ethel]

Mini: miles more smiles to the gallon

I have 'My Mini's Mucking Fagic' waiting to go on, when I get that far.

I have that

i also have:

Guy near us has got "Save a cow - eat a vegetarian" on his Landy

That would be fantastic on my mini.

'n one of those ear tag thingies round your door mirror

'n an udder for under the back bumper on special occasions....


in fact twin exit centre tail pipe, pink paint 'n your almost there

Edited by Ethel, 19 October 2007 - 10:55 AM.

[neil_g]

might have to get:

"do not push on screen"

to go on the polycarb rear window lol

[mini_lover]

I have

"Never Underestimate A Mini"

and

"Youve been Cooper'd"

Edited by mini_lover, 19 October 2007 - 01:14 PM.

[taffy1967]

And on the subject of 'big ones' - anyone ever seen that banned Mini advert - muckin fagic if you ask me!

I've got it on my YouTube account: -

Mini Game Show link

It stars that woman who played little Mo in Eastenders (not that I watch that C**p though).

[stanley and naomi]

[Matt]

[Matt]

[Jammy]

Well, for a start I wouldn't want to drop a bomb on the BINI factory, since thats quite a piece of mini heritage. Can drop it on a BMW factory in Germany I suppose, but then thats quite irrelevant...

I wouldn't agree with there being one mini. There were, 5, 6, 7 marks of the saloon version, the Moke, the Clubman, the pickup, the estate, the traveller, etc.....

I wouldn't trust Mr Bush to drop a bomb, you'd never know where it would land...

[Matt]

sometimes i just want to slap you with a wet fish!

its alright jammy its not my car...

Edited by Matt, 19 October 2007 - 03:47 PM.