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[bpirie1000]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose😂😹🐄🤠

[bpirie1000]

Have u heard about the cross eyed teacher?

He can't control his
"Pupils " 👀

[bpirie1000]

Has anyone got any bad jokes about eyes please ?

"Cornea" the better 👀

[bpirie1000]

I was watching a program called "Ten Ways to Avoid a Shark Attack." Surprisingly, "Stay Out of the Water" didn't make the list 😂

[Designer]

HI

 

 

 

Paddy

[GT Jimmy]

My tip for the Grand National today, Dusty Carpet, it's never been beat, 33/1

[GT Jimmy]

Or V Neck, it's a good jumper, 40/1

[GT Jimmy]

I won't be backing Juicy Plum though, it's carrying a stone 100/1

[Designer]

Hi,

 

The doorman at our local nightclub fell off his roof.

 

Yep.

 

But he was ok.

 

He was a bouncer.

 

 

Paddy

[Steam]

My tip for the Grand National today, Dusty Carpet, it's never been beat, 33/1

If you want a dark horse try Black Beauty.

[bpirie1000]

How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy? She wrote about it in her diary.

[bpirie1000]

"I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off."

[bpirie1000]

I saw two blind guys fighting.

Should have seen their faces when i said "my money is on the one with the knife".

[Designer]

Hi,

 

Two bulls standing at the top of a hill looking down on a field full of cows.

The young bull turned to the old bull and said lets rush down there and grab us a cow each.

The wise old bull turned to the youngster and said no we will walk slowly down there and grab the lot.

 

Paddy

[bpirie1000]

What colour is the wind.. blew...