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#106 GT Jimmy

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Posted 27 March 2025 - 06:44 PM

I just bought a Van Gogh coffee table from Ebay. I know it's genuine, it's got a bit of veneer missing

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Posted 28 March 2025 - 10:26 PM

I went down to the paint store to get some thinner, it didn't work, I'm still a fat git

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Posted Yesterday, 06:56 AM

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.

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Posted Yesterday, 06:57 AM

Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!

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Posted Today, 06:12 AM

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

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Posted Today, 06:26 AM

"What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."




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