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[bpirie1000]

What do cows like to read. Cattle-logs..

[Quinlan minor]

In interests of security I installed an electricified fence round my property. 

Tried to inform my neighbour but he’s dead against it.

 

[GT Jimmy]

Why do the French eat snails? Because they don't like fast food

[bpirie1000]

I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it...

[bpirie1000]

Want to know why nurses always have a red crayon? Incase the need to draw blood...

[bpirie1000]

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home..

[bpirie1000]

Sundays are always alittle sad, but the day before is aways a sadder day.

[GT Jimmy]

My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"

I know he means well

[Quinlan minor]

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[Podman]

I had to take the Chameleon to the vets this morning, as he'd stopped changing colour. 

 

The vet said that he had a reptile dysfunction