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Joke Corner....
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bpirie1000
, Nov 14 2024 12:25 PM
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Posted 13 February 2025 - 07:29 AM
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Posted 13 February 2025 - 09:08 AM
In interests of security I installed an electricified fence round my property.
Tried to inform my neighbour but he’s dead against it.
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Posted 14 February 2025 - 09:53 PM
Why do the French eat snails? Because they don't like fast food
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Posted 15 February 2025 - 07:29 AM
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it...
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Posted 15 February 2025 - 07:34 AM
Want to know why nurses always have a red crayon? Incase the need to draw blood...
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Posted 15 February 2025 - 07:35 AM
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home..
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Posted 15 February 2025 - 07:37 AM
Sundays are always alittle sad, but the day before is aways a sadder day.
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Posted 20 February 2025 - 08:04 PM
My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"
I know he means well
I know he means well
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Posted 21 February 2025 - 12:48 PM
I had to take the Chameleon to the vets this morning, as he'd stopped changing colour.
The vet said that he had a reptile dysfunction
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Posted 22 February 2025 - 06:21 PM
You lot are in trouble now, look what my kids got me
joke number 1, The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference
He acquired his size from too much Pi
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Posted 26 February 2025 - 09:57 AM
Number 2
3 unwritten rules of life
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Posted 26 February 2025 - 01:55 PM
HI,
My wife quotes those every day, but funny how they seem to differ.
Paddy
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Posted 28 February 2025 - 04:21 PM
Get me a Crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
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Posted 04 March 2025 - 03:59 PM
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything
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