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[mini-mad-mark]

Got invited to a party the other night

 

A joint celebration of the Chinese New Year  and Burns Night - Chinese Burns Night.

 

I wasn't going to go but my mate twisted my arm.....

Edited by mini-mad-mark, 31 January 2025 - 11:07 PM.

[panky]

OK I'll bite

Nicholas who?

[Quinlan minor]

OK I'll bite

Nicholas who?

Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees.

[Designer]

     There must be more                                                                                         Knock Knock

Edited by Designer, 01 February 2025 - 11:35 AM.

[panky]

DOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[GT Jimmy]

A slice of apple pie is 2 dollars in Jamaica, and 3 dollars in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

[panky]

Movie pitch:

 

A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live in and around the mouths of alpacas

Global chaos ensues.

 

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

[GT Jimmy]

Got my new book in the post this morning, Self Building, by Bill Jerome Holmes

[bpirie1000]

I just saw a donkey crossing the road.

The cool thing was, he looked both ways before doing it.

What a smart ass..

[bpirie1000]

My dentist is so good he won the dentist of the year award. I know.. I saw the plaque..

[bpirie1000]

How do you make a squid laugh?
With ten tickles.

[bpirie1000]

I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.

[bpirie1000]

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

[bpirie1000]

"Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants."

[GT Jimmy]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down