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[panky]

Did you know that 90 % of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.

[GT Jimmy]

A young Scottish bride on seeing her new husband naked for the first time cried out "och it's gruesome!!"

He replied "aye, and if you give it a little rub it'll grew some more!"

[GT Jimmy]

The mean English teacher has been arrested for asking her pupils to write 2000 word essay using no full stops, she's expecting a long sentence

[Rubbershorts]

The man tells his wife to get her coat as he's going to the pub. Oh good, am I coming with you she asks. No, he replies, I'm turning the heating off!!!

[GT Jimmy]

A bloke drove past on his tractor shouting "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!"

Think he was called Famer Geddon

[bpirie1000]

Can February March????


No, but April May.....

[Quinlan minor]

I found a £20 note outside Tesco. I thought, “What would Jesus do?”

So I turned it into wine.

 

[bpirie1000]

I broke my finger today.
But on the other hand I am o.k.

[Quinlan minor]

Scared some Jehovah's Witnesses today by going to the door naked.

I'm not sure what scared them more, me being totally naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.

[Designer]

I am starting this so lets see where it goes.    

 

 

 

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[GT Jimmy]

Woof woof woof woof

[GT Jimmy]

Sorry, that's all I ever hear when I knock on doors for work lol

[Rubbershorts]

I am starting this so lets see where it goes.    
 
 
 
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Go on then, who's there?

[GT Jimmy]

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Edited by GT Jimmy, 31 January 2025 - 09:55 PM.

[GT Jimmy]

I am starting this so lets see where it goes.    
 
 
 
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Go on then, who's there?

Nicholas