I've been having some trouble with stiffness in my legs, so went to the doctors. He examined me and said "I am afraid that your patella is raised by 2.54cm!"
I said "Inch high knees?"
The doc replied "恐怕你的髌骨高2.54厘米"
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Posted 18 December 2024 - 07:54 AM
My boss asked my why I only get sick on workdays.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
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Posted 23 December 2024 - 06:06 AM
Hi,
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can HOE HOE HOE
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Posted 24 December 2024 - 06:31 PM
An elderly gent is out driving at 2:30 in the morning.
A copper saw him and thought it was odd that such an elderly chap was out on him own, so he pulled him over to see if he needed help.
PO " Giday sir, is everything OK "
EG " Yes officer, I'm fine thanks "
PO " Where might you be off to at 2:30 AM ? "
EG " I'm off to attend a lecture actually "
PO " Oh and who would be running a lecture at this time of the morning ? "
EG " That sir would be my wife "
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Posted 24 December 2024 - 11:06 PM
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's forgotten the list
He's texting his wife
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Posted 31 December 2024 - 11:13 AM
Not to brag but I've got enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.
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Posted 05 January 2025 - 11:35 AM
15 years ago today my mate Tom came running out shouting 'It's a boy' with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand again.
Edited by panky, 05 January 2025 - 11:41 AM.
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Posted 05 January 2025 - 01:08 PM
I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.
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Posted 05 January 2025 - 01:12 PM
I went on Amazon and did a search for a lighter. All they had were 3,472 matches.
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Posted 05 January 2025 - 01:59 PM
"What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the road?" "Traffic jam."
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Posted 05 January 2025 - 07:37 PM
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
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Posted 06 January 2025 - 04:53 PM
I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs.
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Posted 08 January 2025 - 07:03 AM
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
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Posted 08 January 2025 - 11:14 AM
Why did the lobster blush?
Because he saw Queen Mary's bottom.
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Posted 08 January 2025 - 07:37 PM
I've started a new job at the gearbox factory, I'm on shifts
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