I told my doctor that I could only hear a buzzing noise.
He said it was O.K. and not to worry.....It was just a bug going around..
Joke Corner....
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Posted 12 April 2025 - 05:36 PM
#137
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Posted 12 April 2025 - 05:37 PM
My friend told me he had a bladder infection.
I said. Urine trouble..
I said. Urine trouble..
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Posted 12 April 2025 - 05:38 PM
My friends daughter 4th birthday yesterday, I hardly recognised her.
I have never seen her be four..
I have never seen her be four..
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Posted 12 April 2025 - 05:39 PM
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he could not see that well..
Because he could not see that well..
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Posted 12 April 2025 - 05:40 PM
How do you get a farmers daughter to be your girlfriend ?
A tractor...
A tractor...
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Posted 13 April 2025 - 07:19 PM
Sad news: my mate got crushed earlier today by a pile of books.
He's only got his shelf to blame.
He's only got his shelf to blame.
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Posted Today, 06:05 AM
I've always been a bit scared of giants. It turns out I have fe fi fo bia
Edited by GT Jimmy, Today, 06:06 AM.
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Posted Today, 07:13 PM
My mate Gave just died of indigestion.
I can't believe GAVISGONE....
I can't believe GAVISGONE....
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