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[bpirie1000]

O.k. folks.

Let us see who can tickle the funny bone. Dad jokes are the best.....


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Why are Tesla's so expensive.?

Because they charge alot.....
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Edited by bpirie1000, 14 November 2024 - 12:29 PM.

[bpirie1000]

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

[bpirie1000]

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner.

It’s always 90 degrees there.

[jonlad]

A couple from my toddlers...

 

Why was number 6 scared? because Seven Ate Nine

 

Oh whats that on your neck (pointing)? Your head!  

[bpirie1000]

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

[GT Jimmy]

How do you circumcise a whale?

First, you'll need four skin divers.....

[bpirie1000]

The doctor accused me of being addicted to brake fluid.

I said "Rubbish, I can stop anytime I like"

[Designer]

How do you spell HUNGARY HORSE in four letters.

 

 

 

       M  T  G G

[panky]

We do not throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put it in Tupperware until it goes bad then we throw it away.

[bpirie1000]

Why is it so expensive to blow up your tyres these days?
INFLATION......

[Steam]

The local Woolworths burnt down. Now its Coals (Coles) !

[Steam]

Why is Venison so expensive.
Its deer meat.

[bpirie1000]

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance... So I pushed her over.

[bpirie1000]

"What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?" "Traffic jam."

[bpirie1000]

"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?