Hi all,
It has been a while since I've posted here.
I normally don't drive a lot and the Mini has had some electrical issues (gauges misreading for a while and some overheating issues (bigger concern since we're rolling into summer now).
Anyway, storytime, I drove to Cape Town (~50 km away) on Saturday morning to get some spares to finally get around to the radiator update job. When driving home on Saturday evening, the car started bogging down when on the highway. Then well stopping at a set of lights the Mini decided to cut out. It struggled to get going and then was idling really rough and smoking badly from the engine bay and this smoke was coming into the cabin. This is SA, so you don't stop on the side of the road and especially at night. So I limped the Mini home (probably a bad idea for the car, but it makes sense for safety). I get home, park up, and then popped the bonnet. Everything was caked in oil. I opened the oil filler cap and it was smoking. So I left it alone to cool down. The next morning, I checked the oil again. There was no milky residue and it didn't smell. I checked the radiator and it was full (so that didn't cause the issue). Then I checked the dip stick and the engine had like 3 l of oil (basically it either spat out or burned the oil.)
A friend suggested I check compression to see what is going on.
Borrowed a pressure gauge and did compression tests this evening. The values are basically zero on 1 and 4.
1 - 200 kPa
2 - 1000 kPa
3 - 800 kPa
4 - 180 kPa
I stopped at this point since the numbers were so so low. Figured there was no value in trying to do a leak test next.
Guessing this means engine out and rebuild?