Eulerian solvers, weren't they in an episode of Dr Who?
It's a bit unfair comparing Minis to bigger cars. There's still room for 4 adults in there, so the CD is bound to suffer for something that so closely wraps that passenger cell, even without the exterior seams. CD multiplied by frontal area is the minimum for performance comparisons & you ought to work length, interior space & weight into your formula to compare one design against another. Comparing required BHP for speed and/or acceleration plots would be simpler.
It would be interesting to see what you could do with the seams, short of removing them altogether.