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#991 Heather&Henrietta

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 02:43 PM

Heather - next time you see him, ask him about the time Reggie spat out his radiator fan, shredded it into bits and disgraced himself on his driveway! :angel:


:lol: :lol: :lol: I might just have to do that!!

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Posted 28 September 2014 - 06:50 PM

Almost another 5 hours I can add to my flight hours >_<

#993 Heather&Henrietta

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 11:08 AM

5 hours? How come? :-)

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 01:34 PM

Egypt again :) flight seemed to take forever, normally about 4 and half hours.

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 01:53 PM

Ooo jealous :D I'd love to go to Eygpt! :w00t: how long are you there for?

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 02:05 PM

I went to Egypt and got the shïts

 

 

I don't like it anymore


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Posted 29 September 2014 - 06:34 PM

I'd be interested in going to Egypt, possibly

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 06:47 PM

Only a week, I'm beginning to hate the place, 4th time this year, and every time I go my opinions of the place and people seem to go downhill.

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 06:50 PM

Good job you decided to buy a place out there >_<

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:20 PM

Seriously thinking of flogging it. I'll already be better off if I did.

It's like today, went to buy some food shopping, borrowed my dads car, pulled up outside the supermarket thing, for a ******* taxi driver to immediately pull up behind me and ask me if I wanted a taxi, whilst I was getting out of the drivers seat of the car! Then I come out the shop and some *male chicken* had decided to was the windows on the car (very poorly too), when we hadn't asked him to, and then started demanding money for doing so! Oh, the shop didn't have enough change (so they said) so they gave me some nasty sweet things instead.

Or last night, pulled out of an apartment complex with my dad, to be greeting by a car traveling the wrong way up the dual carriageway thing, heading towards us, he has the cheek to flash his lights at us, then stop to shout at me as if I was in the wrong, then proceeded to turn around and follow us, only for me to stop and get out and shout at him, luckily my dads Egyptian friend got him to leave.

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:32 PM

I went to Egypt and got the shïts

 

 

Oi !!!!  naughty naughty very naughty

 

:lol: 

 

I've been to Egypt once.. never again.  the airport was like a cattle market... and them peski  ruski's  !!!    :ohno:



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Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:35 PM

We landed at the airport, and by the look of it, in the baggage reclaim area, 4 other flights had landed pretty much the same time, total confusion as to what carousel had bags from what flight on, as none of the screens were working, telling you where to get your baggage from! We both got searched by customs too, as we had 3 suitcases each (dads wife wanted some things took over) they mainly focused on my lasses suitcases, dirty scrotes. I didn't tell her Id noticed that, as it would have put a downer on things for her.

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:37 PM

yeh we had a right mare at the airport too

 

 

and our taxi driver was completely mental, would have felt safer with Lee as the driver



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Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:40 PM

They dont care do they   :lol:

 

Our hotel etc was the nuts, weather obviously spot on..  but would still never go back.



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Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:45 PM

In naama bay at the moment, having a few drinks at the Hard Rock Cafe, probably just going to stay there, because you just get hassled as you walk through the street, to go into a shop that sells exactly the same tut as the other 10 shops down the street :lol: with prices that are "cheaper than asda" :lol:




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