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[samsfern]

Because it's not the same.

[Gerbil367]

^{Things are never the same - otherwise we would still be in the stoneage and without Mini's - sorry, just read you dont have one now - but on the bright side you can always buy another  , you know you want to........}

[Gerbil367]

I cant watch the JK show, I just want to grab some of the people on their by the throat and tell them to get a grip!  So now I avoid it at all costs if Im off work - I would rather sit in the garage and talk to the Mini!

[Carlos W]

Jeremy Kyle's Ten Best Topics
1. Who's Father To Your Baby? Me Or My Dad?
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5. I'm A Binge Drinker And A Drug Dealer, But I'll Be A Great Dad!
6. A Forty Year Feud - But Are We Even Sisters?
7. Irresistible To Women - My Fiancee Accepts It's Not My Fault!
8. Your Baby's Too White To Be Mine!
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So well summed up, 10/10

[Carlos W]

I cant watch the JK show, I just want to grab some of the people on their by the throat and tell them to get a grip!  So now I avoid it at all costs if Im off work - I would rather sit in the garage and talk to the Mini!

 

It's probably got a higher IQ than most of the people on the show

[Gerbil367]

If you wanted to raise money for charity, get a load of people in a room, put a swearbox in there at a pound a go and put the JK show on!!!  It would make a mint just off me!

[Gerbil367]

DOH!  I misspelt 'there' earlier - thats it, 50 knees to chest as punishment for bad spelling!

[JacckKirk]

Bad spelling ouchhh

[samsfern]

^{Things are never the same - otherwise we would still be in the stoneage and without Mini's - sorry, just read you dont have one now - but on the bright side you can always buy another  , you know you want to........}

Along with already having 3 cars, 2 of which i use, and need insurance and tax every year. and also sorting out my apartment in Egypt, I can't really financially justify having another car on the road. Plus I wouldn't have the time to use it either.

[Gerbil367]

I hope the 3 are worthy replacements for a Mini?  Then again you could bin off Egypt, it gets really hot and sweaty there and settle for a wee pad in cornwall - then you could drive there in a Mini

[samsfern]

A diesel that doesn't cost me anything to run, and my fiesta zetec s, that I love, and a mk1 punto I'm selling. Egypt a a good investment, and I'm quite looking forward to it when I go out there with a few friends in October, for 12 days, will be nice to have our own apartment to go back to after a night out.

Edited by samsfern, 27 June 2014 - 12:34 PM.

[samsfern]

Can we have the true jk thread back admin?? This ones not right, don't feel at home.

[samsfern]

Pweddy please?

[The Matt]

Nope, sorry.  Decision made mate.  Time to move on.

[samsfern]

Just because you said something in there and some people took it the wrong way, you closed it.