Some members reading this might be wondering what is going on:
We have had a member continually being banned for a number of reasons. This member has now a couple of times returned as a alias. The member and the alias in question are Jonesy1275 and ministage2.
When a number of members of the admin and team read this topic title and its contents number of familiar alarm bells started ringing. We suspected that fast mini was this banned member. The following albeit circumstantial evidence is why we suspected.
1. The title of this thread
Funny Story About My Mates Tracker was really similar to a thread title by ministage2 "Funny Story Of The 1 Litre Saxo And The Hedge", as was its long and elaborate contents.
2. The mini neon
Jonesy1275, ministage2 and fast mini all own a 1991 Neon.
3. Window wipers won't with off
ministage2 and fastmini, both have the exact same issue with their window wipers


4. Engine rebuild
Ministage2 and fast mini have both recently had engine rebuilds with exacting specs (SW5 cam)
5. The tracker
Jonesy1275, ministage2 and fast mini have and/or are advocates of trackers.
5. Kiddeminister/worcester/bewdley
The story in this thread (fastmini), states the local postoffice and pub being located in Kidderminister and Bewdley. We know that ministage2 is local to both these places since he asked for an engine builder in Kidderminister and Worcester

And we know that jonesy1275 was from Bewdley

6. The banning of ministage2
fastmini has reported the post i made in this topic, and has related that to the banning of mini stage2. you will note that fast mini wasn't a member when mini stage 2 was banned. Fastmini explanation is that another member told them in a pm. This could certainly be the case.
Either this is a case of mistaken identity, if it is I truly apologise or it is a case of a chav racing/nurse/research doctor/soldier/big fat lezzer (fastminis words not mine)/man and part-time mini forum troll.