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[sonikk4]

 

 

Tell me sbout it, maybe they should bring out a Haynes Manual for the human body. That way when you have a Heart attack whilst looking at the price of Haynes Manuals, you'd be able to fix your own body yourself too!!

 
Only if it comes with the optional defib but that is an extra £19.

knowing Haynes they would suggest you use a car battery and jump leads.

 

 

Ahh but then you have the quandary of whether to use a standard battery with standard leads or a heavy duty battery with heavy duty leads. Ahh forget that they are out of stock. They do have some D cell batteries on a special offer though.  

[Tamworthbay]

Tell me sbout it, maybe they should bring out a Haynes Manual for the human body. That way when you have a Heart attack whilst looking at the price of Haynes Manuals, you'd be able to fix your own body yourself too!!

 
Only if it comes with the optional defib but that is an extra £19.

knowing Haynes they would suggest you use a car battery and jump leads.

 
Ahh but then you have the quandary of whether to use a standard battery with standard leads or a heavy duty battery with heavy duty leads. Ahh forget that they are out of stock. They do have some D cell batteries on a special offer though.  

are they for external or internal use?

[Shifty]

Hmmm, all of a sudden I quite fancy a Budweiser.......

[fastmini]

whats the problem there chaps? was that directed at me or a private joke?

[fastmini]

Trackers are and always have been a waste of money..

But have to agree, that's funny..

 

Ill be fair and say mines been broken more than its worked - mini you it was cheap.  i know they seem to drum up hot debate on here as ive read some other threads about them. 

[fastmini]

Moan

 

Edited by fastmini, 31 March 2014 - 10:01 AM.

[megamini_jb]

I'd like to put a tracker on some of our banned members....see where they go and where they pop up again!

I was thinking that when I first read this thread. Same dude who posted that stupid thread few weeks back??
I don't believe this "story" either

Are you referring to me "the matt" - maybe that should be "the *******" ?  - firstly im not a "Dude" - also before you dig your little hole of prejudge any deeper, im a woman (GASP!! ON A MINI FORUM) in a relationship with another woman (OH GOD!! NOT A BIG FAT LEZZER?? - were you going to start on that next?
I was in the Army for 12 years too (yes they let women in) so probably have bigger balls than you my little friend.
 
 who cares what you think about the story - its meant to be entertaining, not run by you for your approval.
 
PM me if you want to clarify anything or air any grievances, rather than make yourself look like a bigotted toss pot on a public forums - im here for advice on my car and thats it - not to seek your approval.

LOOOOL muppet

[fastmini]

yawn

 

Edited by fastmini, 31 March 2014 - 10:01 AM.

[megamini_jb]

Moan

yawn

Awww edited your posts... Don't you want to get banned again

[fastmini]

Banned again? what are you on about?  ive never been banned you silly little boy.

 

Im just diffusing a situation before it gets out of hand - as much as id like to have a go at you, on reflection, i use this forum for advice as you can see from all my other posts - and arguing is not advisable so im wrapping it up. 

 

If there is anything i can help you with let me know, if you want to meet to discuss anything ill be happy to travel.

 

Thanks

Edited by fastmini, 31 March 2014 - 11:43 AM.

[yeti21586]

Hey, Were abouts did you serve?

[megamini_jb]

Well if you're not the same member who previously got banned, then I apologise. Original post sounded like it was.

No need to get your thong in a twist though is there. I was just saying, and I wasn't to know you were a lass when I called you a dude.

[fastmini]

Not a problem, no offence taken. -likewise with the apology.

 

Maybe think next time before assuming - you are probably a nice lad, bit young and your pride makes you want to fight everyone, but thats not a problem, but you might cringe at it one day. - just be nice.

 

Funny that my written post "sounded" like some other guy- im really not interested in the politics on this forum, or whos mates with who, ive not been banned of had any problems outside this, you'll notice i only ask advice, i don't give it and i don't get in peoples faces.

I will say i stand back and watch some people trash others who aren't in their clique but i just ignore it.

Anyone can be a tough guy behind their computer.

 

Cool beans

[fastmini]

Hey, Were abouts did you serve?

I was with 2 Mercian and have served in the Balkans, Ireland, Afghanistan and with Nato in Africa, bit of a family tradition i grew up with, All male members of my family, brothers, dad, are ex 2 Para - seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Tamworthbay]

Hey, Were abouts did you serve?

I was with 2 Mercian and have served in the Balkans, Ireland, Afghanistan and with Nato in Africa, bit of a family tradition i grew up with, All male members of my family, brothers, dad, are ex 2 Para - seemed like a good idea at the time.

when did you demob? I helped out a lot with the Mercian regiment charity and know a lot of the guys, chances are we may have met.