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[Miniminx71]

 

Wondering what "fast, predictable relief" actually means on laxatives. If it's that fast, surely it's not predictable? Unless it means that, if you take one, you can predict you will s**t yourself.

That's exactly it!

 

You wouldn't be taking them unless you needed to s**t yourself

 

Yes, but the emphasis on it being fast is worrying. Do you have no control over it? What happens?

[Ben_O]

 

 

Wondering what "fast, predictable relief" actually means on laxatives. If it's that fast, surely it's not predictable? Unless it means that, if you take one, you can predict you will s**t yourself.

That's exactly it!

 

You wouldn't be taking them unless you needed to s**t yourself

 

Yes, but the emphasis on it being fast is worrying. Do you have no control over it? What happens?

 

You take the tablet and at some point, you might s**t yourself

 

what's not to understand? 

 

[Ben_O]

Just don't leave the house until the deed is done, unless you wear a pair of waders?

 

 

slop, slop, slop, slop

[M J W J]

After I bent a paper clip so I could use it for something else my boss Barry asked me:

 

'I wonder how many paperclips are bent out of shape each year so they can be used for something else?'

 

If anyone knows please send you answer to Barry Turner at Wrekin Products Ltd

[Ben_O]

Who would have thought a split rubber would cause so much trouble 

[Spud_133]

Am I the only one who often has to correct people from saying stupid things, and sometimes just things which are wrong, like last night, me and my girlfriend were following a focus RS, and I said that I liked them, however she said her friend had one in bright orange, and I had to stop myself saying it isn't an RS then, it's only an St, but I stopped

[Ben_O]

Am I the only one who often has to correct people from saying stupid things, and sometimes just things which are wrong, like last night, me and my girlfriend were following a focus RS, and I said that I liked them, however she said her friend had one in bright orange, and I had to stop myself saying it isn't an RS then, it's only an St, but I stopped

What like when people say Robin Reliant instead or Reliant Robin?

[Spud_133]

That's another one!!

[mini93]

Why do I insist on costing myself so much money?

 

I believe i've accidently thrown some suspension stuff away that I need, put them in a box that I  thought I didnt need... inadvertantly thrown away it appears... much angry! so im gona go get some beer

[sledgehammer]

Beer helps everything ;o)

[Tamworthbay]

Beer helps everything ;o)

apart from Gazza

[Miniminx71]

Spud_133, on 04 Oct 2014 - 4:47 PM, said:

Am I the only one who often has to correct people from saying stupid things, and sometimes just things which are wrong, like last night, me and my girlfriend were following a focus RS, and I said that I liked them, however she said her friend had one in bright orange, and I had to stop myself saying it isn't an RS then, it's only an St, but I stopped

Sometimes you can't help it. I've got a friend who always says "pacific" instead of "specific". It drives me mad and I tell her every time. She gets really annoyed and says "does it actually matter??". I think it does because it's just WRONG!. Correcting someone on a car though when they wouldn't know (or care) about the difference. Does it really matter?? You tend to end up with lots of eye rolling in reply  and I think you were right to stop yourself there.

[Ben_O]

 

Spud_133, on 04 Oct 2014 - 4:47 PM, said:

Am I the only one who often has to correct people from saying stupid things, and sometimes just things which are wrong, like last night, me and my girlfriend were following a focus RS, and I said that I liked them, however she said her friend had one in bright orange, and I had to stop myself saying it isn't an RS then, it's only an St, but I stopped

Sometimes you can't help it. I've got a friend who always says "pacific" instead of "specific". It drives me mad and I tell her every time. She gets really annoyed and says "does it actually matter??". I think it does because it's just WRONG!. Correcting someone on a car though when they wouldn't know (or care) about the difference. Does it really matter?? You tend to end up with lots of eye rolling in reply  and I think you were right to stop yourself there.

 

What about the specific ocean?

[Ben_O]

Why is it so damn hard to sit still on an office chair?

[Miniminx71]

Ben_O, on 04 Oct 2014 - 8:46 PM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 04 Oct 2014 - 8:43 PM, said:

 

Spud_133, on 04 Oct 2014 - 4:47 PM, said:Spud_133, on 04 Oct 2014 - 4:47 PM, said:

Am I the only one who often has to correct people from saying stupid things, and sometimes just things which are wrong, like last night, me and my girlfriend were following a focus RS, and I said that I liked them, however she said her friend had one in bright orange, and I had to stop myself saying it isn't an RS then, it's only an St, but I stopped

Sometimes you can't help it. I've got a friend who always says "pacific" instead of "specific". It drives me mad and I tell her every time. She gets really annoyed and says "does it actually matter??". I think it does because it's just WRONG!. Correcting someone on a car though when they wouldn't know (or care) about the difference. Does it really matter?? You tend to end up with lots of eye rolling in reply  and I think you were right to stop yourself there.

 

What about the specific ocean?

 

You can talk about a specific ocean, e.g. the Atlantic