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[Miniminx71]

Looks like a bit of a scam to me. What's the notice for? The suggestion you'll get a reward is a bit dodgy ...

[sledgehammer]

Bureaucracy at its best. Yesterday I saw this at a Sears store. Apparently, all vending machines in Florida must have the notice attached. If the notice is not attached, how are you supposed to know that is missing? How do you know what number to call? Is there a real function for the notice? Is it like a lottery scheme, that once you know about the notice and you spot a vending machine without it then you get money? But wait, did you write down the phone number from the last notice?

 

 

 

We don't have enough room on our English drinking water vending machines ... 

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[mini93]

If you notice this notice, you will notice this notice is not worth noticing

[xrocketengineer]

If you notice this notice, you will notice this notice is not worth noticing

It seems like it is something like that. I bet that a least one job is justified with those notices in the "Useless Government Notices Department". Why do I feel like this is something out of a Monty Python skit.

[Chris1992]

If you notice this notice, you will notice this notice is not worth noticing

 

my head just exploded....

[M J W J]

Last nights England match was when England were supposed to 'bounce back'. Fair enough we won be how do you bounce when you are already at the bottom as we were? You have to fall, hit something harder and with more mass to bounce back from it. As England were at the bottom we couldn't fall to bounce.

[Miniminx71]

There aren't many gadgets that give you as much satisfaction as an electric paper shredder. I have just found out.

[xrocketengineer]

There aren't many gadgets that give you as much satisfaction as an electric paper shredder. I have just found out.

This is the best paper shredder. It is automatic, energy efficient and it disposes of the shreds too.

 

Edited by xrocketengineer, 05 September 2014 - 03:53 PM.

[Miniminx71]

xrocketengineer, on 05 Sept 2014 - 4:53 PM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 05 Sept 2014 - 4:41 PM, said:

There aren't many gadgets that give you as much satisfaction as an electric paper shredder. I have just found out.

This is the best paper shredder. It is automatic, energy efficient and it disposes of the shreds too.

 

 

Excellent! But where is it going with it? Need a part 2 to that

[sledgehammer]

 

xrocketengineer, on 05 Sept 2014 - 4:53 PM, said:

 

Miniminx71, on 05 Sept 2014 - 4:41 PM, said:

There aren't many gadgets that give you as much satisfaction as an electric paper shredder. I have just found out.

This is the best paper shredder. It is automatic, energy efficient and it disposes of the shreds too.

 

 

Excellent! But where is it going with it? Need a part 2 to that

 

 

It reassembles them - gets the bank details - & buy's seed online ;o)

 

but don't ask for the video

[M J W J]

I'm not sure what I am happier about today. Getting my car back from the garage or the fact that I saw a fast food catering van at the Malpas yesteryear rally today that specialised in yorkshire puddings?

 

The other day I also saw a shop called "richer sounds". Underneath they had the slogan "experts in car audio system". Only problem was, was that the H had fallen off so it said "ricer sounds". Didn't help that they had a modified honda sitting outside either.

[Ben_O]

Its funny what you hear out on the streets.

 

Outside the shop today as i was going in i heard two women gassing. One said to the other 'he was really out of order calling me thick but i did laugh at him when he choked at the carnival on that steak'.

 

Made me smile 

 

Ben

[M J W J]

Why do I always start to shave my face from under my left side burn?

 

Who would have thought that banana flavoured beer would work and actually taste good?

 

Why hasn't someone invented a beer flavoured toothpaste so you can brush your teeth after having a few to drink and it not want to make you heave?

 

Why does my mate John in my flying club always say to me "what time do you call this" when I arrive after him? Unlike John I work further from town and  live outside of town so I can't use things like the bank during week days. This is why I usually arrive later on a Saturday morning. He has known me long enough (14 years) so why does he keep asking.

[sledgehammer]

Why does my mate John in my flying club always say to me "what time do you call this" 

 

maybe he hasn't got a watch ?

[Ben_O]

Why do they supply poverty spec new laptops with Windows 8 premium when they can't really handle it resulting in a computer that is slower than the old one it replaced?

Just set up my brother-in-law's one and was not impressed at how slow everything is