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[Ben_O]

Why would i be Naive?

 

What purpose would a Tampon have for a man? Other than the aforementioned nose bleed idea.

 

I know lots of men that are embarrassed to buy them and refuse to do it. Infact my girlfriend was surprised the first time i bought them for her, thinking i would never do it.

 

Oh, and men can be incontinent, hence the Tena for men. I am baffled that they wouldn't buy them if they were available off the shelf. perhaps its because men are less fussy and would just settle for economy ones perhaps?

 

I can't see that A&E would put a tampon in your nose. Are you sure it wasn't just a swab?

 

Weird..

[Ben_O]

EDIT, just looked it up and there is such a thing as a Nasal Tampon. 

 

I was imagining them unwrapping a lillett and sticking that up there   

 

A nasal tampon is completely different in shape and composition

Edited by Ben_O, 22 August 2014 - 10:51 PM.

[M J W J]

Why would i be Naive?

 

What purpose would a Tampon have for a man? Other than the aforementioned nose bleed idea.

 

I know lots of men that are embarrassed to buy them and refuse to do it. Infact my girlfriend was surprised the first time i bought them for her, thinking i would never do it.

 

Oh, and men can be incontinent, hence the Tena for men. I am baffled that they wouldn't buy them if they were available off the shelf. perhaps its because men are less fussy and would just settle for economy ones perhaps?

 

I can't see that A&E would put a tampon in your nose. Are you sure it wasn't just a swab?

 

Weird..

 

We used to get a lot of army/RAF guys come through our store and buy sanitary towels for themselves who always looked a bit embarrassed. It was only after a few years that one of the girls on the checkout found out why.

 

They used them to pad the band inside their helmets.

 

It might have been a swab, but whatever it was, it was about 3-4 inches long cylindrical and in a yellow wrapper. Either way I don't care as it stopped the bleeding.

 

I think that every time I had to put tena man out, the shelf was completely empty. You could only get about 3 on the shelf, so it makes me wonder how many men bought women's ones as they didn't want to ask if we had any more in stock.

[M J W J]

Where did MOOG on mighty car mods get flurpy from?

 

I want to buy one as a joke present for a mate's birthday that is coming up in a few weeks time.

[Miniminx71]

M J W J, on 22 Aug 2014 - 9:07 PM, said:

Why does Dave advertise women's sanitary products in the middle of top gear or traffic cops which are primarily watched by men?

 

Why do you always get adverts for constipation tablets right when you are eating?

 

Why do you get advertisements for constipation tablets at all? Its not like someone suddenly sees the advert and thinks, "you know what. I might get constipated and try them".

He he, And why is always constipated women in the ads? Like that woman carrying around her dinner in her handbag, or the new one where she's rolling around on the ground with the kids. Never a bloke. Should have a builder after a week of bacon butties and crisps.

Edited by Miniminx71, 23 August 2014 - 04:41 PM.

[mini93]

 

M J W J, on 22 Aug 2014 - 9:07 PM, said:

Why does Dave advertise women's sanitary products in the middle of top gear or traffic cops which are primarily watched by men?

 

Why do you always get adverts for constipation tablets right when you are eating?

 

Why do you get advertisements for constipation tablets at all? Its not like someone suddenly sees the advert and thinks, "you know what. I might get constipated and try them".

He he, And why is always constipated women in the ads? Like that woman carrying around her dinner in her handbag, or the new one where she's rolling around on the ground with the kids. Never a bloke. Should have a builder after a week of bacon butties and crisps.

 

 

Or someone at a festival with particually grim loos

 

I hate adverts so much- football ones being the worst, and theyre everywhere at the moment

[sledgehammer]

 

I hate adverts so much- football ones being the worst, and they're everywhere at the moment

 

 

Imagine an ad blocker for TV's - I'm sure they used to make one ?

 

who watches an advert on TV & goes out & buys the product ?

 

I go on ebay & look for a cheaper alternative - but I'm stingy ;o)

[Miniminx71]

 

 

I hate adverts so much- football ones being the worst, and they're everywhere at the moment

 

 

Imagine an ad blocker for TV's - I'm sure they used to make one ?

 

who watches an advert on TV & goes out & buys the product ?

 

I go on ebay & look for a cheaper alternative - but I'm stingy ;o)

 

I refuse to buy Cillit Bang because of that Barry Scott shouting about "Wow!!!! turbo power!!". As if ...

[M J W J]

 

 

 

I hate adverts so much- football ones being the worst, and they're everywhere at the moment

 

 

Imagine an ad blocker for TV's - I'm sure they used to make one ?

 

who watches an advert on TV & goes out & buys the product ?

 

I go on ebay & look for a cheaper alternative - but I'm stingy ;o)

 

I refuse to buy Cillit Bang because of that Barry Scott shouting about "Wow!!!! turbo power!!". As if ...

 

 

There was a guy who mixed it with petrol to clean his kitchen floor. It blew up the guy's kitchen up in the end.

 

http://www.dailymail...illit-bang.html

[mini93]

 

 

 

 

I hate adverts so much- football ones being the worst, and they're everywhere at the moment

 

 

Imagine an ad blocker for TV's - I'm sure they used to make one ?

 

who watches an advert on TV & goes out & buys the product ?

 

I go on ebay & look for a cheaper alternative - but I'm stingy ;o)

 

I refuse to buy Cillit Bang because of that Barry Scott shouting about "Wow!!!! turbo power!!". As if ...

 

 

There was a guy who mixed it with petrol to clean his kitchen floor. It blew up the guy's kitchen up in the end.

 

http://www.dailymail...illit-bang.html

 

 

Just me who has the urge to mix up this concoction?

 

I might just start making a list of annoying adverts that ill never buy because of the advert.

 

which leads me to this...

Edited by mini93, 24 August 2014 - 07:33 PM.

[Ben_O]

You forgot j'adore dior. That one really grinds my gears

[Ben_O]

and safestyle uk.

[M J W J]

Is a mate of mine's mum the most genius person ever?

 

She invited three double glazing sales people (one who was safestyle uk) all around at the same time. They ended up arguing between themselves trying to get her business which drove the price for her double glazing.

 

The guy from safestyle apparently said "I don't do business like this" to which my mates mum reply was showing him where the door was to leave.

[Miniminx71]

Woohoo! Point Break on tonight. I will never tire of this film. Ever.

[M J W J]

Just watched short circuit 2.

 

What the hell were we thinking regarding style back in the 80's or rather what were my parents thinking? There are pictures of my sister and I in multi-neon coloured shorts, t shirts and jackets when we were little kids.

 

My other random thought of the day from short circuit 2. Jonny 5 was originally a military robot that malfunctioned. If two guys in short circuit 2 can smash the hell out of him with a couple of crow bars then he isn't a very good design for a military robot.