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[M J W J]

Why do insects insist on landing on my car just after I have washed it?

[sledgehammer]

& birds crapping on it - & cats on the roof -

 

have been playing with a laser pointer out my front window with the local cats

 

get one cat chasing the dot , then put the dot on a sleeping cat - watch as one cat pounces on the other - let the cat wars begin ;o)

[Miniminx71]

Guy I used to work with had a bright yellow Seat Leon - it was always crawling with flies in the summer. Live ones. I think they thought it was a huge flower.

[Ben_O]

never wear  yellow t-shirt where there are flies.

 

we went for a walk yesterday at the coast and the place was teaming with flies. They kept landing in our hair all on our clothes and one went deep into my eye socket. That was enough so we left.

 

Plus the fact there was a couple being really naughty behind a wall.......

[Miniminx71]

never wear  yellow t-shirt where there are flies.

 

we went for a walk yesterday at the coast and the place was teaming with flies. They kept landing in our hair all on our clothes and one went deep into my eye socket. That was enough so we left.

 

Plus the fact there was a couple being really naughty behind a wall.......

That sounds like a mad dream. Naughty couples behind walls should be banned. I hate graffiti.

[M J W J]

Guy I used to work with had a bright yellow Seat Leon - it was always crawling with flies in the summer. Live ones. I think they thought it was a huge flower.

 

My what 4 RC plane has the same problem. Its bright yellow and orange. My Cougar on the other hand is dark purple so doesn't suffer from it anywhere near as badly.

Edited by M J W J, 10 August 2014 - 09:20 AM.

[Miniminx71]

 

Guy I used to work with had a bright yellow Seat Leon - it was always crawling with flies in the summer. Live ones. I think they thought it was a huge flower.

 

My what 4 RC plane has the same problem. Its bright yellow and orange. My Cougar on the other hand is dark purple so doesn't suffer from it anywhere near as badly.

 

Them flies are just sitting there joyriding on your plane and hoping you crash it into a massive dog turd.

[M J W J]

 

 

Guy I used to work with had a bright yellow Seat Leon - it was always crawling with flies in the summer. Live ones. I think they thought it was a huge flower.

 

My what 4 RC plane has the same problem. Its bright yellow and orange. My Cougar on the other hand is dark purple so doesn't suffer from it anywhere near as badly.

 

Them flies are just sitting there joyriding on your plane and hoping you crash it into a massive dog turd.

 

 

A mate of mine once hit a load of horse manure that was on the runway we use. We learnt what was meant but the phrase "when the s*** hits the fan".

 

Same guy had a bug that had been hit by the leading edge of the wing. The bug had kind of wrapped its legs round the wing in what looked like a really painful position. He left the bug on there and just cleaned round him until the bug finally dropped off.

[Miniminx71]

 

 

 

Guy I used to work with had a bright yellow Seat Leon - it was always crawling with flies in the summer. Live ones. I think they thought it was a huge flower.

 

My what 4 RC plane has the same problem. Its bright yellow and orange. My Cougar on the other hand is dark purple so doesn't suffer from it anywhere near as badly.

 

Them flies are just sitting there joyriding on your plane and hoping you crash it into a massive dog turd.

 

 

A mate of mine once hit a load of horse manure that was on the runway we use. We learnt what was meant but the phrase "when the s*** hits the fan".

 

Same guy had a bug that had been hit by the leading edge of the wing. The bug had kind of wrapped its legs round the wing in what looked like a really painful position. He left the bug on there and just cleaned round him until the bug finally dropped off.

 

Reminds me of the old joke: what's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind before it hits a windscreen? ... It's arse.

[dprac1ng]

A Mini Range Rover! Get a clubman, modify the body slightly, get Bad Obsession Motorsport to put celeca running gear in it, raise it and you have a Mini Range Rover!

[Miniminx71]

A Mini Range Rover! Get a clubman, modify the body slightly, get Bad Obsession Motorsport to put celeca running gear in it, raise it and you have a Mini Range Rover!

A Mange Rover ... ?

[Miniminx71]

Hate it when I'm walking from the kitchen into the living room with a nice cup of tea and snag my sleeve on the door handle on the way past. Tea all down my jim jams!

[dprac1ng]

 

A Mini Range Rover! Get a clubman, modify the body slightly, get Bad Obsession Motorsport to put celeca running gear in it, raise it and you have a Mini Range Rover!

A Mange Rover ... ?

 

Yeah, that'll do.

[M J W J]

My what 4 RC plane has the same problem. Its bright yellow and orange. My Cougar on the other hand is dark purple so doesn't suffer from it anywhere near as badly.

 

Stupid auto correct keeps changing the name of my plane. Its not a 'what 4' its a "W O T 4" (with out the spaces).

[Ben_O]

Taps in public toilets......

 

You push the button down but water only comes out as long as you hold the button down.

 

How the hell are you supposed to rub your hands together under the tap when you need one hand to keep the water running.

 

 

'scuse me mate, hold this down for me while i wash my hands'