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#901 JacckKirk

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 05:50 PM

So so so happy with the new cooper S absolutely class

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 08:27 PM

I want a new car!

Edited by Spud_133, 14 July 2014 - 08:27 PM.


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Posted 14 July 2014 - 08:53 PM

I need a new car!



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 06:44 PM

Do I accumulate "frequent flyer miles" every time my wife sends me on a "guilt trip"? >_<  



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:05 PM

Do I accumulate "frequent flyer miles" every time my wife sends me on a "guilt trip"? >_<  

Love it!



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 08:27 PM

Do I accumulate "frequent flyer miles" every time my wife sends me on a "guilt trip"? >_<  

 

I suppose it depends on whether you are guilty or not.

 

On the bright side though. After a while you will be able to take her away on holiday to make up for whatever it is she thinks you have done wrong.



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 09:13 PM

Why do women splash on so much perfume ?

 

a little dab on the wrist & behind the ear is fine

 

but just walked past a woman in the high street , who must have used the entire bottle

 

had to catch my breath , it wasn't a nice fresh smell , it was sickly



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 09:37 PM

Why do women splash on so much perfume ?

 

a little dab on the wrist & behind the ear is fine

 

but just walked past a woman in the high street , who must have used the entire bottle

 

had to catch my breath , it wasn't a nice fresh smell , it was sickly

I notice this alot.

 

There is a woman who works in the local newsagent who does just that. I often almost gag and end up with such a dry throat.

 

Had a coffee with my cousin this evening and he had so much aftershave on, i had to open the car window so i could breath!

 

I use an after shave with a spray top and i always just use two sprays and thats it.

 

I think the reason people do it is they put on a little and then to them, the smell has gone so they think they need more not realising it's just because they have got used to the smell.

 

I'm thinking of del boy now plastering it all down his shirt and in his hair  O_O



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 09:47 PM

Note to self. Buy short sleeve shirts in future. They are a dam sight easier to iron than long sleeve shirts.

 

Do people cut their sandwiches in half before eating them or is this just something that my mums does?

 

Its quite rare it happens but my dad made me my lunch on the weekend. He passed me a sandwich which had not been cut, it was just two bits of bread with butter and corned beef inside of it. I said "thanks dad but you could have cut it" and then he said that he doesn't understand why my mum cuts sandwiches in half? He said that he never does and that in all the time that his mum (my gran) made sandwiches for him she never cut them in half either.

 

It made me wonder? Is my mum the odd one for cutting sandwiches in half before eating them or is my dad just being lazy and not bothering?



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 10:01 PM

I always cut sandwiches in half unless its a bacon buttie!

 

Edit, everyone i know does too.

 

Must just be your dad and gran!


Edited by Ben_O, 15 July 2014 - 10:01 PM.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 10:36 PM

cut into triangles - they taste better ;o)



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 11:05 PM

^ to follow on from that does anyone notice if you cut a sandwich into two triangles it seems much bigger than if you cut it down the middle...

So i went to the gym a lot in college than havent been to the gym in like 5 weeks so pretty much undone all my previous work. Nice really nice -.-

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Posted 16 July 2014 - 12:17 PM

I always eat three rounds of sandwiches so I always cut the large on in half. This way I can stack them on top of each other which means they fit better into my lunch box and leaves a better spaced for other things like my insulin and crisps.



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Posted 20 July 2014 - 05:36 PM

What is the point of those plastic covers you get on a plug when you first buy a new appliance?

 

The first thing anyone does is pull it off and either chuck it back in the box or in the bin. They don't even offer any protection. A plug still f***ing hurts when you stand on it even if it has that plastic cover on it.



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Posted 20 July 2014 - 06:04 PM

What is the point of those plastic covers you get on a plug when you first buy a new appliance?

 

The first thing anyone does is pull it off and either chuck it back in the box or in the bin. They don't even offer any protection. A plug still f***ing hurts when you stand on it even if it has that plastic cover on it.

 

I think it's so it don't rattle against the appliance when in transit & scratch it

 

lego bricks are the worst for standing on


Edited by sledgehammer, 20 July 2014 - 06:05 PM.





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