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[JacckKirk]

Nicee glad i live no where near sharks

[MaxAndPaddy]

Nicee glad i live no where near sharks

 

I'm surrounded by cows

[JacckKirk]

Nicee glad i live no where near sharks

 
I'm surrounded by cows

Run .. Run as fast as you can ... And dont look back

Cows are dangerous

[MaxAndPaddy]

well I'm in my house and they are in a field, but they are staring at me..or p!ssing a lot outside my backdoor which is annoying. but I would say, never trust a cow, they are not to be trusted

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

Sharks are actually very friendly Inquisitive. Theres nothing on a human for a shark, we're just floating about their territory like a little seal snack

[MaxAndPaddy]

Sharks are actually very friendly Inquisitive. Theres nothing on a human for a shark, we're just floating about their territory like a little seal snack

 

So don't look like a seal snack is the answer, orange surf suits are the way forward

[Gerbil367]

How unfair is life - I feel like crap and work in a Doctors surgery, but because of professional ethics, conflicting interests etc I cant be seen by any of the GPs here - call for an appointment at my own doctors to be told they can see me on 7th July, but someone will call me back in a couple of hours to see what they can do!!!!  Worse part, we have free appointments here!  Taxi for Gerbil!

[M J W J]

How unfair is life - I feel like crap and work in a Doctors surgery, but because of professional ethics, conflicting interests etc I cant be seen by any of the GPs here - call for an appointment at my own doctors to be told they can see me on 7th July, but someone will call me back in a couple of hours to see what they can do!!!!  Worse part, we have free appointments here!  Taxi for Gerbil!

 

 

You could always hand you notice in if you really want an appointment.

 

Cows kill more people a year than sharks. That is all

 

B*****ks. I live in Shropshire which is mainly dairy farming due to Mullers.

[The Matt]

 

Nicee glad i live no where near sharks

 

I'm surrounded by cows

 

 

Same here, but with some sheep mixed in

[Gerbil367]

I never trust cows - you havent had worldwide reporting of Mad pigs or mad sheep, but mad cows - definitely!

[The Matt]

I was once advised to NEVER, EVER keep your dog on a lead when you're walking in a field of cows.

 

Wait, or was that ALWAYS keep your dog on a lead when you're walking in a field of cows?

Either way, take note of my advice!

[Ben_O]

I invited a mate to a party I am going to in a few weeks time (its ok, host told me to invite him). My mate has said he will come but unfortunately in the last couple of weeks has been diagnosed with Celiac Disease which means he now can't have gluten so is a little worried about what he can eat.

 

The worst thing is that he can't drink beer anymore (I told him I'd bring a rope, small stool and find him a tree next time I see him)

 

I has just occurred to me. Surely he can drink Coors or Budwiser, right? I mean they are close enough to water that it won't effect him, right?

 

Its not all doom and gloom for him though. He can still get hammered on cider and vodka and can still drink monster energy drinks which is a good thing for him as his rate of consumption of monster energy drinks rivals my consumption of tea. Also it does mean I don't owe him a pint anymore and there will be more beer for me at the party as I won't have to share it with him, so every cloud and whatnot  .

Don't they do special gluten free beer? I bet its lovely.

 

Ben

[M J W J]

 

I invited a mate to a party I am going to in a few weeks time (its ok, host told me to invite him). My mate has said he will come but unfortunately in the last couple of weeks has been diagnosed with Celiac Disease which means he now can't have gluten so is a little worried about what he can eat.

 

The worst thing is that he can't drink beer anymore (I told him I'd bring a rope, small stool and find him a tree next time I see him)

 

I has just occurred to me. Surely he can drink Coors or Budwiser, right? I mean they are close enough to water that it won't effect him, right?

 

Its not all doom and gloom for him though. He can still get hammered on cider and vodka and can still drink monster energy drinks which is a good thing for him as his rate of consumption of monster energy drinks rivals my consumption of tea. Also it does mean I don't owe him a pint anymore and there will be more beer for me at the party as I won't have to share it with him, so every cloud and whatnot  .

Don't they do special gluten free beer? I bet its lovely.

 

Ben

 

 

I don't know do they.

 

I sent the joke about budwiser to my mate and he replied that apparently if something has less than 20ppm of gluten then it is Ok to consume.

 

Apparently there are a couple of beers that are ok to consume due to this rule and one of them is bud light. He did add though that he would rather just drink coke all night and be the designated driver than have to drink bud light.

[Ben_O]

or Carbonated spring water! Many Lagers taste like that  carlsberg, Carling, Fosters to name a few.

 

Stella artois rules!

[M J W J]

or Carbonated spring water! Many Lagers taste like that  carlsberg, Carling, Fosters to name a few.

 

Stella artois rules!

 

Absinthe for me all the way...