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[Stiggytoo]

Why is a dog used as an example/icon when you change the text wrapping? 

[Stiggytoo]

And what happened to the annoying paperclip? He's up to something...

[M J W J]

And what happened to the annoying paperclip? He's up to something...

 

http://uncyclopedia...._Word_Paperclip

 

According to which bit of this article you read he is either dead after committing suicide or is starring as Puck in a production of A Midsummer's Night Dream.

[Ben_O]

I wonder if Michael Parkinson have his life insurance with sun life?

[Juan1]

What people would actually sound like if they spoke the way they text.

[Stiggytoo]

Where does the queen do her shopping.

[M J W J]

What people would actually sound like if they spoke the way they text.

 

Walk into any secondary school and I think you would get your answer.

 

Where does the queen do her shopping.

 

I know she gets her HP brown sauce sent in by train so I guess most of their shopping is delivered. I'd love to be the Waitrose (it would have to be Waitrose as the queen would be too posh for Asda or Tescos) delivery driver with that job.

 

Why do people insist on pointing out that I have had my hair cut? A. its been short now for about 3 weeks, its the people who have pointed out that have been away, B. I've had short hair before and C. I do know. I remember sitting in the chair getting it cut and afterwards handing over £7. I didn't just wake up and suddenly think "where the hell has my hair gone".

[mini93]

£7? thats a pretty good price.

For some reason, I'm in the 'trying to grow my hair' phase... Its some what annoying as its too long for normal 'not give a crap' style and too short to tie back like a hippy. My friends wife said I need to cut the back of it so its even, well that goes against my logic, to grow it one doesnt cut it.

Towards the end of every week I end up thinking of getting my hair cut on the weekend, i doubt it'll last before I give in and go regular joe and get it cut.

[Ben_O]

£7? thats a pretty good price.

For some reason, I'm in the 'trying to grow my hair' phase... Its some what annoying as its too long for normal 'not give a crap' style and too short to tie back like a hippy. My friends wife said I need to cut the back of it so its even, well that goes against my logic, to grow it one doesnt cut it.

Towards the end of every week I end up thinking of getting my hair cut on the weekend, i doubt it'll last before I give in and go regular joe and get it cut.

I did the same thing a few years back and kept it like it, My hair came well past my shoulders and i used to tie it up. At one point i had a beard and people used to call me Jesus which made me think about cutting it back.

 

What really took the biscuit was on night i was sitting in the pub with my back to the bar. Had my hair tied up and chatting with mates and this dirty old man came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder. As i started to turn round he said 'hello gorgeous' i stood up, he saw i had a couple of days growth on my face and went bright red, turned and walked quickly away.

 

Needless to say, i had a hair cut the next day and have had it short from then on.

 

Ben

[M J W J]

 

£7? thats a pretty good price.

For some reason, I'm in the 'trying to grow my hair' phase... Its some what annoying as its too long for normal 'not give a crap' style and too short to tie back like a hippy. My friends wife said I need to cut the back of it so its even, well that goes against my logic, to grow it one doesnt cut it.

Towards the end of every week I end up thinking of getting my hair cut on the weekend, i doubt it'll last before I give in and go regular joe and get it cut.

I did the same thing a few years back and kept it like it, My hair came well past my shoulders and i used to tie it up. At one point i had a beard and people used to call me Jesus which made me think about cutting it back.

 

What really took the biscuit was on night i was sitting in the pub with my back to the bar. Had my hair tied up and chatting with mates and this dirty old man came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder. As i started to turn round he said 'hello gorgeous' i stood up, he saw i had a couple of days growth on my face and went bright red, turned and walked quickly away.

 

Needless to say, i had a hair cut the next day and have had it short from then on.

 

Ben

 

 

I had long hair at one point. It was all the fashion in my school back in 2005. My driving licence photo is awful because of it.

 

£7 hair cut is one of the joys of living in Shropshire. No weird accents, good access to major networks, not too far from major cities but far enough away to have green fields and big open space and its cheap, well cheaper than some places anyway. I was surprise when I went to university in Coventry how much more expensive it was despite being a real dive of a place. Nottingham where I went for my undergrad was just as bad of a place but at least it was much cheaper.

[mini93]

My passport photo is of bearded me. I have no problem with this. My beard usually makes a return annualy before snowboarding and its the only time i really use my passport.

 

Its been £9 in Warwick, at my local and with the added bonus of not being in Coventry!

 

I really dont think I could pass for a gal, even with long hair.

When I was in college I had hair down to my mouth. one day working on a car I felt it mopping up oil and that was my tipping point that I ended up getting it cut.

(wierdest/girliest post ever on tmf talking about hair...)

[1984mini25]

The longest I've ever had my hair was this christmas just gone were I just couldn't be bothered to get it cut. It was just shy of touching my shoulders and ended up resorting to an alice band just to keep it out of my face when working on the mini etc.

 

Still it doesn't matter what length or how short I have it cut its always a tenner, but then the guy that owns the hairdresser's in town is sort of fiend of the family that goes back years anyways.

 

Although that reminds me that I should probably get it cut again, as being in a pool three times a week its starting to annoy me and the fact its drying out.

[sledgehammer]

I remember hair

 

still got it -  just not in the trendy places 

[Ben_O]

I have no idea how i was mistaken for a gal! the bloke was a nob and pissed right up so that must have been it.

 

I just have my hair cut by the lady that comes to our house to cut my girlfriends hair. She charges £10 whatever you have done so i tend to have it styled and alot off to get my money's worth. Much better than having to queue at a barber's! Plus the banter is better lol

 

This topic maybe girly talking about hair but at least it is random! fits right in with the thread!

 

Oh and i agree, Nottingham is a dump. I used to stay in west bridgeford. So rough there.

 

Ben

[JacckKirk]

Everything you do in your life is pointless , no matter how rich , poor , happy or sad you are you will eventually die

Who came up with money & why do we use it , its just paper ?