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[Ben_O]

I know you can be overwhelmed and you can also be underwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed? 

[Stiggytoo]

I was absolutely whelmed by your decision to bring that up. 

[Ben_O]

[sledgehammer]

Apparently  Whelmed = meh

 

So I am reliably informed - nuf said   ;o)

[M J W J]

This shows how warped and sadistic my mind can be at time but how come no-one else thought to make this?

 

http://cdn.memegener...0x/50041857.jpg

 

I'm glad that kid that got saved from the dog attack by his cat is ok though.

[xrocketengineer]

Yesterday, at the airport in Puerto Rico while waiting in the security check line for my body scan, I overheard a male TSA (Transportation Security Administration) agent telling a female co-worker that he had difficulty with the scan of the lady that had just gone before me. He was saying that she was wearing a zebra pattern bra and that was confusing him. Today, I am still thinking if I feel any safer when travelling  by air........   

[M J W J]

I was trying to figure out how many different people I have encountered in my life. I estimate somewhere between 150,000-600,000. I tried a few different methods and got a few different answers but this was about as good a guess as I could come up with.

 

Also why do older people seam to have the weirdest of most inappropriate ring tone on their phone. A family friend of ours has Ricky Martin for some reason. My Dad's phone goes 'ALERT! ALERT! THE WIFE IS CALLING!' and then repeats itself. The problem with this is that it is not just set to my mum (he hasn't figured that bit out) so when anyone rings him it goes off, sometimes even when my mum is standing next to him not ringing him.

[sledgehammer]

Is there ever a time , when there is NOT a DFS sale ???

 

- after a Nuclear holocaust the 3 last surviving things would be -

 

Chuck Norris

 

Bruce Forcyth

 

DFS sale  (with that scraps of different cloth sofa)

[M J W J]

DFS sale  (with that scraps of different cloth sofa)

 

You missed twinkys off that list. Before anyone says it Cockroaches are not immune to radiation. Mythbusters proved it.

 

DFS also already make a sofa like that.

 

http://www.dfs.co.uk...shout-patchwork

[Will16]

Why does everything I want to buy come up at once?

I wait for pieces and then suddenly everything all comes at the same time!

Edited by Will16, 25 May 2014 - 03:42 PM.

[MrBounce]

Why is it that the simplest of little jobs are the ones that turn out to be the most awkward? Grrrrrr!

[M J W J]

Most sporting events derive from activities that were involved in hunting so what were people hunting to create that cheese rolling race? I've never seen a wild cheese before.

[Ben_O]

since i moved to the isle of wight in 2008, i haven't seen one single Vauxhall Cavalier.

[M J W J]

Why does my fuel light always come on just after I have driven past the turning for the cheaper petrol station?

 

This happened this morning but the difference in cost between it and the next one would have been undone by turning round and heading back not to mention my time it would have wasted.

 

Also why do we call them petrol stations when you can also buy diesel, paraffin, ethanol, etc at them these days?

[Ben_O]

My mother in law has driven a Diesel for years now and still says she needs to pop out for petrol or that she is low on petrol etc.

 

It's a wonder she doesn't accidently put petrol in it!