Mill Road Garage
Posted 25 April 2014 - 05:58 PM
Why do debt collectors think they are the almighty, just because they have a name badge and a document wallet?
For christ's sake i said i would pay monday so stop ringing me everyday asking me when i am making payment aarrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
One Carb Or Two?
Posted 25 April 2014 - 06:55 PM
If gingers don't have souls, how come Ichigo in Bleach becomes a shinigami?
(people who have watched the anime Bleach will get this)
Ehh ???
bet it's Japanese & pixelated ;o)
No this a family forum so nothing like that
Its about the war between the hollows (bad spirits) and the shinigami (soul reapers in the english dub version- they are kind of the guardians of the after life).
Its a bit stupid at times but gets kind of clever later on. There are unfortunately a load of filler episodes where it has caught up to the manga.
Also i don't understand why people don't know how to use filter lanes on one way systems! The idea is you keep moving in the lane you are in whilst indicating and then 'slip' into the lane they want.
So why do people just stop in the middle of the lane with their indicator on waiting to be let in whilst holding up all the other traffic?
Ben
I had this tonight after work too!
Seems a lot of people from the industrial estate dont know how a slip road works so sit at the top of it as if it were a regular junction.Tonight, whilst filtering down the slip lane, indicating over, no b*stard wanted to let me out, obviouly un-educated in the function of a slip road or filtering. Me getting close to the end of the slip road I end up accelerating hard in order to nip into a space thats there, needless to say the retard behind me got all angsty at me (err... missy, if you were courtious it wouldnt be an issue) and then to top it all off, some elderly couple come driving up past me in the out side lane honking their horn (all distractingly of course) and mouthing stuff at me... 1st off I cant hear you, 2nd you werent even behind me, 3rd you evidently dont know the function of the slip road, 4th roads arent like they were when you were younger, they are crowded, if you cant cope, dont drive. just dont get shirty at me!
Bleh...
2nd rant from me...
Silver car... why o why are they so popular? and something im coming to realise, you cant even see them particualy well in motorway road spray...
Yet another reason not to own a bland old silver box
I own a silver car. I agree with you. They are not the most visible of things. I did feel safer in my astra as it was red.
Why don't people adjust their speed so that you pass at the wide point of the road? I meet people down my lanes and all we have to do is slightly adjust our speed so that we meet at the wide points of the road. This may mean slowing down a little or sometimes even slightly speeding up but they don't do it. I end up either having to come to a complete stop and wait for them or they pass the wide point and then struggle past me when the road narrows.
Mill Road Garage
Posted 26 April 2014 - 07:30 PM
What's the difference between shiny hair and greasy hair?
One Carb Or Two?
Posted 26 April 2014 - 07:58 PM
What's the difference between shiny hair and greasy hair?
One is when you don't give a dam, the other is when you haven't washed your hair and are trying to hide the fact you haven't.
Best thing you can do for you hair is just to wash it in water. Shampoo and conditioners wash out a lot of the natural protective oils in your hair and then try and replace them with artificial ones.
If you wash it too much it will start to fall out in big clumps (happened to a friend of mine who was told to leave her hair for a couple of weeks so it could sort itself out).
Mill Road Garage
Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:03 PM
Why is it that women always moan when we don't put the toilet seat down?
They never put the toilet seat back up when they are done.
Mill Road Garage
Posted 02 May 2014 - 02:36 AM
Is Minnie Driver a mini Driver?
One Carb Or Two?
Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:55 AM
Is Minnie Driver a mini Driver?
You could always ask her (assuming its a real account and not a parody one)
https://twitter.com/driverminnie
Kelly Jones
Posted 05 May 2014 - 10:42 PM
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Posted 05 May 2014 - 10:49 PM
Are there enough bolts in a Mondeo Mk3 to send to the idiots who can not read my "BREAKING. Mondeo Mk3" advert I have on ebay.
The first line even says "PLEASE READ FIRST. If you bid you will receive a random bolt (I've sold the fuses and wheel nuts)"
Edited by M J W J, 05 May 2014 - 10:49 PM.
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Posted 09 May 2014 - 06:58 PM
Why is the number pad on the right of a keyboard?
I when using something like excel or even the CAD programs I use for work it would be far more convenient to be able to use the mouse with my right hand and type the numbers in with my other hand. This way I can quickly click between things and change the numbers I need to without having to swap my hand from the mouse to the keyboard. I end up sitting with my keyboard really far over to my left so I can use the number pad with my left hand.
I'm right handed as well just to add.
Up Into Fourth
Posted 10 May 2014 - 09:18 AM
Why is the number pad on the right of a keyboard?
I when using something like excel or even the CAD programs I use for work it would be far more convenient to be able to use the mouse with my right hand and type the numbers in with my other hand. This way I can quickly click between things and change the numbers I need to without having to swap my hand from the mouse to the keyboard. I end up sitting with my keyboard really far over to my left so I can use the number pad with my left hand.
I'm right handed as well just to add.
silly - turn the keyboard 180 around - much easier
or buy this - how can they make it and deliver it for £2.09 ???
http://www.ebay.co.u...=item2332732937
Edited by sledgehammer, 10 May 2014 - 09:20 AM.
One Carb Or Two?
Posted 10 May 2014 - 12:56 PM
Why is the number pad on the right of a keyboard?
I when using something like excel or even the CAD programs I use for work it would be far more convenient to be able to use the mouse with my right hand and type the numbers in with my other hand. This way I can quickly click between things and change the numbers I need to without having to swap my hand from the mouse to the keyboard. I end up sitting with my keyboard really far over to my left so I can use the number pad with my left hand.
I'm right handed as well just to add.
silly - turn the keyboard 180 around - much easier
or buy this - how can they make it and deliver it for £2.09 ???
http://www.ebay.co.u...=item2332732937
Its not my computer so I won't be buying anything for it.
One Carb Or Two?
Posted 15 May 2014 - 01:16 PM
If ebay changed the capital b in their name to a lower case one how long do you think it would be before someone noticed?
You are all going off now to check if the ebay's name has a capital b in it aren't you?
Edited by M J W J, 15 May 2014 - 01:19 PM.
Mill Road Garage
Posted 15 May 2014 - 03:48 PM
If ebay changed the capital b in their name to a lower case one how long do you think it would be before someone noticed?
You are all going off now to check if the ebay's name has a capital b in it aren't you?
Noticed it ages ago mate! 
Speeding Along Now
Posted 18 May 2014 - 09:33 AM
Edited by rob963, 18 May 2014 - 09:54 AM.
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