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[Artful Dodger]

What about cockastan then???



8)

[ShaunaFTW]

Why do they have to show me the deductions on my payslip, so depressing! 

[M J W J]

What's the difference between mist and fog?

[M J W J]

Looking at XKCD's what if page, someone asked if strapping a block of C4 to a boomerang would be an effective weapon or is it as dumb as it sounds.

 

The reply was:

 

"Aerodynamics aside, I’m curious what tactical advantage you’re expecting to gain by having the high explosive fly back at you if it misses the target."

 

Randall has a point.

[M J W J]

I remembered the thought I had on the weekend.

 

On Saturday morning on the radio, 'Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog' were interviewed. Did they actually have the puppets in the studio or was it just the people who did the voices sitting at the microphones in t-shirt and jeans?

[IainNeon91]

[M J W J]

Who would die first in a battle between Storm Troopers and Star trek Red shirts?

[Cooperman]

If you don't know the difference between arson & incest you might set fire to your sister!

[M J W J]

If you don't know the difference between arson & incest you might set fire to your sister!

 

or hump the fire place.

 

I think someone has said this one before.

 

Why does CATIA (CAD program I use at work) always pick the wrong side of a surface to keep when I use the split command?  If I do multiple splits in one go it won't default all of the splits to one side, it will mix them up so some are one side and the rest the other and finally when I use the mutlibodied surface command it will set the direction round the profiles all in the same direction except one resulting in an error message when I try and make the surface. Stupid program!!!

[Cooperman]

 

If you don't know the difference between arson & incest you might set fire to your sister!

 

Stupid program!!!

 

It's French, what do you expect?

[lkopferschmitt]

to procrastinate is to 'delay or postpone action; put off doing something'

 

so when we procrastinate, we put off working

 

and so when we work, we put off procrastinating

 

so by definition, are we always procrastinating?

[Stiggytoo]

Why it is that anyone would want to fit one of these..

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item23374e448e

[M J W J]

Why it is that anyone would want to fit one of these..

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item23374e448e

 

 I would say incase you want to put something heavy on the passenger seat however if it is heavy enough to set of the warning indicator then it probably warrants a seat belt putting round it.

 

Why are bra cups call cups? I cannot make tea in them so therefore should not be called cups in my mind.

[M J W J]

At what point did the Queen decide she owned every swan? Did she just wake up one day and declare " I now own all the swans"?

 

In F1 is there any rule that states the driver has to be human or actually sit in the car? If not then why not make a robot or make the F1 car radio controlled. You would be able to make it go faster and corner harder as the human in it would not be subjected to high G force that would normally make them pass out. You may also be able to get an aerodynamic advantage by not having the cockpit open with a helmet sticking out. 

[sledgehammer]

At what point did the Queen decide she owned every swan? Did she just wake up one day and declare " I now own all the swans"?

 

In F1 is there any rule that states the driver has to be human or actually sit in the car? If not then why not make a robot or make the F1 car radio controlled. You would be able to make it go faster and corner harder as the human in it would not be subjected to high G force that would normally make them pass out. You may also be able to get an aerodynamic advantage by not having the cockpit open with a helmet sticking out. 

 

who stands on the podium - when it win's

 

the guy with the radio control ?