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[SecretSugar]

why does my wee smell like sugar puffs?

Because you are eating too many of them?

[M J W J]

 

why does my wee smell like sugar puffs?

Because you are eating too many of them?

 

 

Or there is the alternative that sugar puffs smell of wee?

 

I don't know as I have never had them due to my diabetes.

[M J W J]

One of my mates girl friends has just made me laugh (sounds dodgy). When I told her and my other friends about this thread she asked:

 

"Why does he insist trying to talk to me first thing in the morning? JUST SHUT UP AND F****** SPOON ME!!!"

 

This made me laugh.

[SecretSugar]

Why are some people so false? Not meaning in the way of fake tans etc. I mean personalities etc. What are they hoping to achieve by pretending to be someone they clearly aren't? 

[1984mini25]

Why are some people so false? Not meaning in the way of fake tans etc. I mean personalities etc. What are they hoping to achieve by pretending to be someone they clearly aren't? 

 

Because in doing so, they somehow think with their limited number of brain cells, that they are somehow better than everyone else.

Edited by 1984mini25, 23 November 2013 - 08:06 PM.

[M J W J]

Why are some people so false? Not meaning in the way of fake tans etc. I mean personalities etc. What are they hoping to achieve by pretending to be someone they clearly aren't? 

 

They are called actors. They make films and TV programs for our entertainment 

[M J W J]

What is it with Google and some of the suggestions it makes when searching for stuff, specifically images?

 

I was searching for a book I loved as a kid called Katy's Kit Car and found out there is more than one release. I was trying to find the one I remember so tried Google images.

 

It did give me the correct answer but also numerous images of Katy Perry on Sesame street and in a low cut Elmo top. Not complaining, just wondering what this has to do with the kids book Katy's kit car.

[Kieranlee999]

Why does it always rain after cleaning the mini? 

[SecretSugar]

What is it with Google and some of the suggestions it makes when searching for stuff, specifically images?

 

I was searching for a book I loved as a kid called Katy's Kit Car and found out there is more than one release. I was trying to find the one I remember so tried Google images.

 

It did give me the correct answer but also numerous images of Katy Perry on Sesame street and in a low cut Elmo top. Not complaining, just wondering what this has to do with the kids book Katy's kit car.

i also want to know why explicit images come up? I was searching for a Yorkshire tea tea towel that my fella saw hung up in a cafe what said "how to make perfect cuppa" wrote in Yorkshire dialect and when searching images to find right one, all sorts of porn came up. Not good when i had daughter sat next to me!

[M J W J]

 

What is it with Google and some of the suggestions it makes when searching for stuff, specifically images?

 

I was searching for a book I loved as a kid called Katy's Kit Car and found out there is more than one release. I was trying to find the one I remember so tried Google images.

 

It did give me the correct answer but also numerous images of Katy Perry on Sesame street and in a low cut Elmo top. Not complaining, just wondering what this has to do with the kids book Katy's kit car.

i also want to know why explicit images come up? I was searching for a Yorkshire tea tea towel that my fella saw hung up in a cafe what said "how to make perfect cuppa" wrote in Yorkshire dialect and when searching images to find right one, all sorts of porn came up. Not good when i had daughter sat next to me!

 

 

You must have safe search switched off. Mine was on however when re-doing the search for Katy's Kit Car without it you get loads of skimpy clad women lying around on cars. Definitely don't remember the book being like that.

[M J W J]

Why can't people learn to drive on motorways? Its not difficult. Everyone is travelling in the same direction and junctions are clearly sign posted and do not occur that often.

 

I've spent 35 minutes stuck in traffic today after having to take a detour because the M54 was at a standstill due to an accident. 4 cars involved apparently. I understand that some people end up in an accidents and are unable to avoid them as someone else may just smashes into them, however at least one vehicle has caused the accident.

 

If this person is found I hope they get banned for driving. Not because they have caused a potentially dangerous life threatening accident but just because they have caused massive delays during rush hour.

 

Right back to work.

[SecretSugar]

What would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow right now!"?

[1984mini25]

What would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow right now!"?

 

probably something along the lines of... "You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies"?

[Spud_133]

Why did I decide to go to nitro circus? Up at half 6, now home, then need to be up same time tomorrow!

[M J W J]

What would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow right now!"?

 

That's the same as the liar's paradox or pseudomenon to use its proper name though up by Epimenides of Crete.

 

My guess is that his head would explode or he would just freeze up like a computer does as he is not human.