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[davej]

Got to be snowmen

[M J W J]

How much trouble would I get in with tmf admin if I put the picture up of the snow "man" we made at uni a couple of years ago?

 

I'm guessing quite a bit.

[M J W J]

Alex asks how many times is the word Brain said in theme tune to Pinky and the Brain?

 

He also just used the expression YOLO. What type of accident should I make his death look like (in case the NSA are reading this, its called sarcasm, its a British thing)?

[Kieranlee999]

How much trouble would I get in with tmf admin if I put the picture up of the snow "man" we made at uni a couple of years ago?

 

I'm guessing quite a bit.

cant be the much if the picture of shifty is still going round :)

[M J W J]

Why are the back seats of my car covered in hundreds and thousands?

 

I've leant my car to my mum for a couple of days and this morning is the first time in 2 days I have seen it in the light. I get it back with the seat in the wrong position, the mirrors have all changed, the heating is turned up to the max, my vents have moved, the radio was off (the only time I turn it off is when I turn the ignition off) but most of all the rear seats are covered it hundreds and thousands.

 

What was she doing?

[Grimshaw17]

Why was there a Costa cooler cup in the back of my car, even though I haven't been to Costa recently or like the coolers they do?  
And why was my brake fluid light on, even though I disconnected the battery? 

[SecretSugar]

Why are the back seats of my car covered in hundreds and thousands?

 

I've leant my car to my mum for a couple of days and this morning is the first time in 2 days I have seen it in the light. I get it back with the seat in the wrong position, the mirrors have all changed, the heating is turned up to the max, my vents have moved, the radio was off (the only time I turn it off is when I turn the ignition off) but most of all the rear seats are covered it hundreds and thousands.

 

What was she doing?

Maybe she was trying to bake a cake? 

[M J W J]

 

Why are the back seats of my car covered in hundreds and thousands?

 

I've leant my car to my mum for a couple of days and this morning is the first time in 2 days I have seen it in the light. I get it back with the seat in the wrong position, the mirrors have all changed, the heating is turned up to the max, my vents have moved, the radio was off (the only time I turn it off is when I turn the ignition off) but most of all the rear seats are covered it hundreds and thousands.

 

What was she doing?

Maybe she was trying to bake a cake? 

 

 

More likely she is making a trifle (she usually puts hundreds and thousands on them).

 

If she was, a. why was she making a trifle in the back of my car and b. why are the hundred and thousands on my car seats and not the trifle?

Edited by M J W J, 07 November 2013 - 01:49 PM.

[M J W J]

I found out the mystery on the hundred's and thousands.

 

My mum gave my sister a lift across town on Tuesday evening. My sister was taking a load of fairy cakes to her friends on a tray. My mum apparently had to swerve out the way of a car and the cakes went flying to one side. The cakes did have hundreds and thousands on them so we are guessing they are from that.

 

I didn't get a cake though  .

[Spud_133]

That takes the juice!

I love cake!!

[SecretSugar]

If the Queen sang "god save the queen" what would she sing? "god save me"?

[M J W J]

If the Queen sang "god save the queen" what would she sing? "god save me"?

 

My guess is this

 

[M J W J]

One from out intern.

 

Is there a parallel universe where giant bananas eat humans and leave the skins on the floor for other giant bananas to fall over on?

 

I've told Alex to join the forum so I don't have to keep posting his daft ideas. We got into a discussion earlier on what would happen if there was a war between a race of hyper intelligent banana people and humans. My suggestions involved custard bombs and lots of pyjamas.

 

Alex wants me to let this idea simmer and the panic to set in.

[M J W J]

Why can't women wear ties properly?

 

At school none of the girls could do a tie properly. They were always done so were really short and looked stupid and now 7 years on since I left school, some of the "professional" business woman (most of who are older than I am) are still wearing ties like this.

 

It looks stupid and as a woman you don't really need to wear a tie with a suit

[AVV IT]

If God didn't create the sun until the 4th day, how could anybody have known what day it was?