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[SecretSugar]

 

What happens if you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about?

You get a coke with a hint of lime  

 

If a person with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

[M J W J]

 

 

What happens if you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about?

You get a coke with a hint of lime

 

If a person with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

 

Alex (our intern) isn't happy with your answer apparently, although has said if both of the personalities agree to commit suicide is that considered a suicide pact?

 

What have I started at here at the science park where I work? Everyone is quoting little Britain saying computer says no whenever their computer screws up. Half of them don't even know what little Britain is as they are not from the UK.

[SecretSugar]

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[Spud_133]

I was signing that advert earlier today


What's wrong with my uncle, he suggested I get my lightning rod ready for the weekend, he normally, doesn't understand racing

[davej]

I quite like strictly but that is mainly due to Ola Jordan 

 

Is my car invisible?? I have had two people pull out in front of me in the past two days.

[M J W J]

 

Is my car invisible?? I have had two people pull out in front of me in the past two days.

 

Apparently neither is my Mondeo. Some idiot plasterer in his white van almost side swiped me this morning. Puts his indicator on and then moves straight across when there isn't room to do so. Luckily I hit the brakes and managed to avoid him.

[davej]

Nasty, mine has been people who have obviously seen me but thought sod it anyway.

[M J W J]

Alex our intern this morning had some girl in a corsa do the same thing to him. He described the corsa and the girl driving it and it sounds like its the same person and car who did a similar thing to me earlier this year. Its on the same road too just closer to work.

 

If they do it again to me or anyone and I see it, I will be reporting her as obviously she hasn't learnt and is an accident waiting to happen

 

When I had my mini I was almost taken out 3 times by the same Dodge Ram Pickup truck at the same mini roundabout in Wellington Shropshire. The excuse was always 'I didn't see you'. The second and third time the guy did it to me I wasn't as nice back to him.

 

Nasty, mine has been people who have obviously seen me but thought sod it anyway.

 

My random thought of the day then:

 

What goes through these people's minds? Surely pulling out in front of an older car that doesn't have ABS and an older design of brakes is the last thing you want to do?

[davej]

That does sound like she is an accident waiting to happen.

I've never had anyone pull out when I have been in the mini, I was driving a bright red golf gti.

[M J W J]

That does sound like she is an accident waiting to happen.

I've never had anyone pull out when I have been in the mini, I was driving a bright red golf gti.

 

I had a bright red mini so was kind of hard to miss. It was also kind of loud due to a continuously broken exhaust.

[1984mini25]

[quote name="M J W J" post="2923064"]

Nasty, mine has been people who have obviously seen me but thought sod it anyway.[/quote]
 
My random thought of the day then:
 
What goes through these people's minds? Surely pulling out in front of an older car that doesn't have ABS and an older design of brakes is the last thing you want to do?[/quote]

most purely couldn't give a **** and are far to self important to care and assume because it's it's the fault of the other driver, it's an easy insurance pay out.
I had one a week back cut me up on a roundabout, cut in front and then stopped dead for the stationary que of traffic ahead. As it was wet I ended up locking up and came within inches of hitting the back of it. It's not like they gained anything either to be one ahead in a stationary que and then to only turn off a few yards ahead, all in a new (used to be 40) 30 limit.

[Gerbil367]

Why do people drive for miles at 40mph on country roads that have a 50mph speed limit then sodding accelerate when you pull out to overtake them on the overtaking lanes?

 

Oh and why always sit in the right hand lane of the dual carriageway when they aren't overtaking anything but turning right in 5 miles time!

 

Why do I never have a pound for the parking meter when I need it and then some foreign geezer asks me if I can spare a pound!

[davej]

Why do people drive for miles at 40mph on country roads that have a 50mph speed limit then sodding accelerate when you pull out to overtake them on the overtaking lanes?

 

Ah the 40mph everywhere drivers, these people are then up your backside as you do 30mph through a 30 zone.

[MiniGrin]

Does the queen watch much TV and more importantly has the self indulgent waste of space ever driven a mini?

[BronkoMini]

Does the queen watch much TV and more importantly has the self indulgent waste of space ever driven a mini?

I hope your not calling the queen a waste of space?