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[Cooperman]

If you don't know the difference between arson & incest, are you likely to set fire to your sister?

[jmmini]

Or hump the fire-place?

[M J W J]

Where does the one random fat fly come from and why is it only ever one and not a load of little ones?

 

Considering it is October you don't expect to get flies around like there is in summer. Well there is one really big fat one buzzing round our landing. Do all the little one's combine into the fat fly or something?

[SecretSugar]

Where does the one random fat fly come from and why is it only ever one and not a load of little ones?

 

Considering it is October you don't expect to get flies around like there is in summer. Well there is one really big fat one buzzing round our landing. Do all the little one's combine into the fat fly or something?

The fat one has just eaten all the little ones and chances are he has just come back from the buffet...lol

[M J W J]

The big fat fly is now dead. Why did it decide to kamikaze into my light? It reappeared again earlier and after a few minutes of buzzing around decided to fly straight at my light. It hit it and fell to the floor dead.

 

Now if only I could get rid of the moth that has appeared. Oh the joys of living in the country side.

[SecretSugar]

Can women go bald and recede like men do?

[cooperlooper]

Oh the opportunity to be naughty!!

[Kieranlee999]

Oh the opportunity to be naughty!!

haha do it :)

[SecretSugar]

If you must

[cooperlooper]

leave it to your imaginations me thinks ,proper gent me  

[M J W J]

 

Is it me or does anyone else almost feel sorry for the spider? My sister used to pick our cat up and put it by big spiders so it would eat them and get rid of them for her

[M J W J]

How is strictly come dancing still going? Surely it must just be the same thing over and over again?

 

My Gran started complaining that I was missing strictly come dancing while I was in the kitchen washing up after Sunday dinner. She kept coming into the kitchen saying that I should come into the living room, sit down and watch it. As soon as it was over (I ended up enduring it and my god its boring) my Gran went to use the loo, went through the kitchen and on her way back comments that I should get on as I haven't finished washing up yet. What the f**? Seriously?

 

Also how come on strictly if they are supposed to cover all types of dancing is there no break dancing or Mosh pits or was that done in previous weeks that I missed?

[M J W J]

Can women go bald and recede like men do?

 

I think there maybe a country named after that 

[Spud_133]

My mum was watching strictly last night, first time I've ever seen it, 5 minutes was too much for me!!

[M J W J]

How do they make sugar cubes?

 

Two from our intern today:

 

Why is there always one bag of crisps in a pack that has an after taste of another flavour? (guessing he has some dodgey crisps)

 

What happens if you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about?