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[M J W J]

All these celebraties doing shows from home using their children as the camera crew.

How long until one of them has to answer to charges against breaking child labour laws?

[M J W J]

I wish I had taken shares out in pajamas and dressing gowns a couple of months ago.

I feel as though I should probably take out shares in Yuasa and Halfords as I'm guessing there will be a lot of people who will need replacement batteries in a month or two's time.

[g0myw]

why is there a " Highway to Hell " but only a "Stairway to Heaven"

[Itsaminithing]

why is there a " Highway to Hell " but only a "Stairway to Heaven"

.....& that you have to buy

[M J W J]

Is Levi Roots OK? There hasn't been any Reggae sauce in the shops for weeks.

[M J W J]

Develop a robot that can catch a fly with chopsticks like Mr Miyagi.

I'll need a vision system to track the fly for a few seconds to predict its movement, a plc to do the calculations and then I'll have to work out if I'm better going pneumatically or electrically driven.

If anyone can program in ethercat, codesys or similar, I want to hear from you.

[M J W J]

Why is Boris Johnson wearing a face mask?

I suppose its a good thing that he is practicing what he preaches but he's had covid19 so surely is immune and therefore has no reason to wear one.

[greenwheels]

I can think of some politicians who look better behind a mask.

[Quinlan minor]

Would look even better behind bars.

[M J W J]

We had this discussion today at work during lunch.

If you discovered a really deadly spider in your house (e.g. Huntsman, black widow, Brazilian wandering, wolf, etc), who do you call (not ghost busters before anyone says it).

Do you phone the police? Fire Service? Local zoo?

[Itsaminithing]

Surely you phone an entomologist, they're the only one who can identify if it really is dangerous.

Then you buy a lizard, they love spiders    -yum, yum, yum, job done.

 

Or you could convince an old lady to live with you.... just don't let her anywhere near a horse or you'll have a heck of a job explaining things to a coroner.

[M J W J]

Does anyone actually like the taste of orange juice or do we all just like that small pain sensation caused by the citric acid in it?

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

I LOVE orange juice! The first thing I do in the morning is have a glass <3

Spiritual practice for mini people with love xxx
https://youtu.be/8jhWt1gHEMQ

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

Who likes to party?

[M J W J]

If Japanese sailors get stranded do they make a giant SOS sign in the Roman alphabet or do they do it in their own?

Same applies to anyone who uses the Cyrillic, Arabic and Greek alphabets.