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[davej]

Yeah, washed it and dried it then it rained so I have given up, its nap time as I've been up since 5am.

 

Haha I agree with the supermarket car parks, I always park well out the way but come back and someone has parked right next to me 

[SecretSugar]

Same here. I tried parking today and every space i was going to park in turned out that the cars were half in the space or in the middle of the two. Learn to park people.

[M J W J]

Why are the morbidly obese granted disabled parking badges? Surely they should be made to park in the spaces furthest from the shops so they get more exercise.

I got overtaken by a landrover discovery today on the M54 that had a green party logo on it. What the f***? Definitely won't be getting my vote.

[M J W J]

Double post

Edited by M J W J, 04 October 2013 - 05:31 PM.

[Spud_133]

I really don't live by the green party, so I'm hardly going to vote for them anyway

 

 

Well, that sums up the pride of Britain awards and the people likely to watch it, it's sponsored by Lidl

[BronkoMini]

Why do people knock on the door when there's a door bell

[M J W J]

Why do people knock on the door when there's a door bell

 

A door bell can't show how angry/ annoyed you are at the door. THUD! THUD! THUD! on someone's door does.

 

Also in my experience most doorbells don't work so you end up knocking anyway. We have both a knocker and a door bell on our door as the door bell doesn't work and we have just never bothered to fix it.

 

Why is tapping grease green?

[JustSteve]

 
Why is tapping grease green?

Because the main ingredient is bogies!



Why does cake mix taste nicer than the actual cakes?

[rally515]

 

 
Why is tapping grease green?

Because the main ingredient is bogies!



Why does cake mix taste nicer than the actual cakes?

 

 

Because the main ingredient is bogies ?

[M J W J]

Second part to my question on tapping grease.

 

Why at university, where we have to use green tapping grease that stains really easily, did they make us wear white lab coats?

[SecretSugar]

Second part to my question on tapping grease.
 
Why at university, where we have to use green tapping grease that stains really easily, did they make us wear white lab coats?

its proof to show you've actually done some work..lol :)

[M J W J]

 

Second part to my question on tapping grease.
 
Why at university, where we have to use green tapping grease that stains really easily, did they make us wear white lab coats?

its proof to show you've actually done some work..lol :)

 

That's true. You could always tell the people in the workshops who actually knew how to use the machines. Their lab jackets were in the worse condition. My house mates couldn't understand why mine was so dirty compared to theirs.

[M J W J]

Same here. I tried parking today and every space i was going to park in turned out that the cars were half in the space or in the middle of the two. Learn to park people.

 

This just occurred to me. You drive a mini. Why is the above an issue? You only take up half a space anyway. You should be able to fit.

 

Tomorrow is the final BTCC meet on the Brandshatch GP circuit and according to the weather just, it is supposed to be chucking it down. Am I the only person who is looking forward to the inevitable carnage that is going to happen? YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

British touring car racing. None contact sport my ar**

[SecretSugar]

 

Same here. I tried parking today and every space i was going to park in turned out that the cars were half in the space or in the middle of the two. Learn to park people.

 

This just occurred to me. You drive a mini. Why is the above an issue? You only take up half a space anyway. You should be able to fit.

 

Because its my right and privilege to have as much room as possible to swing my mini doors open as wide as possible as I see fit  I want a full space to myself, not three quarters of it!

Edited by SecretSugar, 12 October 2013 - 10:06 PM.

[sledgehammer]

Slightly perverse ...   but ...

 

... today I decided I liked the real Fiat 500 (old one)

 

did they ever fit a blade underneath ?

Edited by sledgehammer, 12 October 2013 - 10:11 PM.