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[Anthony30]

 

Do charity shops smell like old people, or do old people smell like charity shops? 

 

One of lifes great mysteries. 

Neither, they both smell like Hospitals

 

And wee!

[xrocketengineer]

I found this among the comments in an article at theregister.co.uk ......It makes so much sense!

 

"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out".

 

[M J W J]

I found this among the comments in an article at theregister.co.uk ......It makes so much sense!

 

"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out".

 

 

I've said for years we should be doing this. It was previously called natural selection.

Edited by M J W J, 21 October 2015 - 01:08 PM.

[M J W J]

Was I the only person in their 20's that the phlebotomy department saw this morning? I looked around as I was waiting and realised that everyone there were either old aged pensioners or really young children.

 

My doctor did tell me today that I am a long way from the top of his "be concerned about" list. That's kind of nice to know.

 

Also. Why the hell should I have to pay for parking when I didn't choose to go to hospital!? What is worst is that its not the system when you pay for the time you have spent their, on the way out, you have to predict how long you are going to be. As I knew I had to have a blood test as well and that can take ages, I decided to pay for the up to 5 hours bracket. Annoyingly 1 hour 50 minutes later I was done. I asked the attendant if I could have a refund and was told no.

[M J W J]

Earlier in the week one direction had to cancel a gig after leaving people waiting for about 3 hours. One woman on the news was really annoyed that they hadn't been told.

 

I too would have been annoyed to find out the act playing was one direction. No wonder she was p***ed off.

[M J W J]

Just thought of another.

 

How come when I need to find an imperial spanner all I ever seam to pull out of the box are metric ones and visa versa? I could not for the life of me find a 9/16th earlier today until I had emptied the entire box.

[mini93]

Earlier in the week one direction had to cancel a gig after leaving people waiting for about 3 hours. One woman on the news was really annoyed that they hadn't been told.

 

I too would have been annoyed to find out the act playing was one direction. No wonder she was p***ed off.

 

 

It just doesnt make sense to me, you see images on the internet of their fans, how utterly insane they look. And even after all that, its just aweful aweful "music" anyway... one direction? Wrong direction!

 

I dont think I could care for anything as much as they do... not even food!

[M J W J]

The other one that annoys me is Justin Bieber (and I doubt I am alone on this).

 

I don't hate him just for the sake of hating him. I hate him because he is a self centre, pretentious little s*** as far as I am concerned. If you are going to act up do something more original than throw eggs at someone's house.

 

He was interviewed this week and he said that a lot of what he has done wrong was due to the pressure the media has put on him. B*****ks is it. Other people in other walks of life have far bigger issues and don't do half the stuff he has. Also if he thinks life is hard due to the media, lets leave him in somewhere life Syria for a month and see how he gets on. I bet you he won't whinge as much afterwards.

 

Also the rest of us have had to work a damm sight harder than he has and still do as we don't have the money he does. Most other celebrities are better off that the rest of us but the vast majority don't whinge about it like he does.

 

One of my friends and I drunken discussions in a pub was "what would you do if Justin Bieber walked in?"

 

My answer to this was 'ask to see his ID to confirm it was him and then probably smash him over the back with a bar stool. I am more scared of what the rest of the people here in the pub would do to me if I befriended him rather than what him and his lawyers could do'. I said this when standing in the Phez in Newport, Shropshire. If anyone has been out in Newport you will understand why I said this. It is a very rural country town and is the kind of place that if you are part of a group of lads all drinking a tequila sunrises (my mates and I did this once as a laugh), people stare at you.

 

Carrying on with my rant on pop stars. Sam Smith. Sorry but your Bond theme tune is not "timeless" as you so claimed to make the song sound, Its generic. It sounds like a load of other Bond theme songs that have gone before and that most of us have forgotten. 

[M J W J]

Whatever happened to dungarees?

 

The minions stole them!

[mini93]

Think we are straying a little too far from the, what angers you, thread... but minions

 

Why do people think they are so good? so profound and full of wisdom? Seeing all these insperational quotes on facebook with minions as if they thought of anything other than themselfs and their damn bananas... No I havent seen the film and i sure dont want to now!

[New game mini]

Think we are straying a little too far from the, what angers you, thread... but minions
 
Why do people think they are so good? so profound and full of wisdom? Seeing all these insperational quotes on facebook with minions as if they thought of anything other than themselfs and their damn bananas... No I havent seen the film and i sure dont want to now!

I could not agree more with this!!

[Ben_O]

Think we are straying a little too far from the, what angers you, thread... 

 

This is 'Random thought of the day' 

[nicklouse]

Whatever happened to dungarees?

 
The minions stole them!

i was just thinking about getting some.

used to have them at work years ago.

[New game mini]

Whatever happened to dungarees?

 
The minions stole them!

i was just thinking about getting some.

used to have them at work years ago.

Lets all get some #bringbackdungarees 😄😄

[Ben_O]

Now that supermarkets have to charge 5p for a bag, lots of people are buying those 'bag for life' carriers.

 

It occurred to me today in Morrisons at the checkout, how does the checkout assistant know if the Morrisons tote bags that i bought with me are actually mine?

How would you prove that you bought it along and not just picked it off of one of the displays and claimed you bought it with you?