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[mini93]

bid farewell to a sock?

[baakafish]

Why is it that cough sweets like Halls go soft a month or so after you buy them, yet left on the shop shelf stay hard for years?

[M J W J]

I wonder what our designer would look like as a blonde?

 

I'm guessing it would be creepy to ask her to photoshop herself.

Edited by M J W J, 24 September 2015 - 10:14 PM.

[M J W J]

Does anyone else eat the pickle in a burger or am I the only one?

 

Everyone I know seams to take it out but surely someone else must eat it or else they would never put it in a burger in the first place

[Ben_O]

A mate of mine has just sent me a message saying he is in a toilet cubicle and has found there is no loo paper.

 

A. Rookie mistake. Always check first

 

B. What to do? Does he wait until its quiet and waddle to the next cubicle to find loo paper or does he pull his pants up and risk... when you can guess the rest.

 

I told him to accept his fate and that he would be missed.

This made me chuckle.

Why on earth would he think to text you after realizing there was no paper

[M J W J]

 

A mate of mine has just sent me a message saying he is in a toilet cubicle and has found there is no loo paper.

 

A. Rookie mistake. Always check first

 

B. What to do? Does he wait until its quiet and waddle to the next cubicle to find loo paper or does he pull his pants up and risk... when you can guess the rest.

 

I told him to accept his fate and that he would be missed.

This made me chuckle.

Why on earth would he think to text you after realizing there was no paper

 

 

I once texted my housemate to ask her to leave toilet paper outside the bathroom door as we have run out in our upstairs bathroom. She laughed but did it as soon as I said the alternative was to use the hand towels which at the time were hers.

 

In my mates case there was no way I was driving to Stoke to pass him loo roll. I've not heard from him since.

[M J W J]

I wonder if anyone with split personality disorder has ever ended up bidding against themselves on ebay via two different accounts that each personality had made?

 

Better yet has anyone with split personality disorder ever had one personality buy an item off one of their other personalities?

[M J W J]

Why is the volume knob and the search buttons on the left hand side of my radio in my Mazda? It means I have to move my had a lot further from the steering wheel and it is just out of my peripheral so if I don't find them straight away I have to turn my head to look at where the controls are.

 

I did think that its because most countries drive on the right but Mazda is a Japanese company and in Japan they drive on the left like we do so it surprised me a bit. Surely the best option would be to have them in the middle. Then it would work well in any country. Vauxhall/Opel do this as well as Suzuki so why is Mazda different?

Edited by M J W J, 11 October 2015 - 06:31 PM.

[Ben_O]

Why is the volume knob and the search buttons on the left hand side of my radio in my Mazda? It means I have to move my had a lot further from the steering wheel and it is just out of my peripheral so if I don't find them straight away I have to turn my head to look at where the controls are.

 

I did think that its because most countries drive on the left but Mazda is a Japanese company and in Japan they drive on the left like we do so it surprised me a bit. Surely the best option would be to have them in the middle. Then it would work well in any country. Vauxhall/Opel do this as well as Suzuki so why is Mazda different?

Mine are all on the left but then my car is french.

 

But it does have steering wheel controls so i don't suppose it matters.

[M J W J]

In the next week or two I should hopefully complete the contract on my house which has just made me think. I could make this a reality.

 

 http://xkcd.com/150/

 

I've always wanted a deep enough ball pit that I couldn't stand on the bottom of just so I could find out if you can actually swim in ball pit balls. I might now have the opportunity to find out.

[M J W J]

Just been on Art of trolling.com as I often do and down the side there was a link to the story about Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris breaking up (admittedly this probably happened weeks ago and I've just taken no notice of it).

 

I so hope Calvin takes this opportunity to write a song called "Hey Taylor! Maybe you're the f***ing problem!"

[M J W J]

In all the times I have played the game of life it has never before occurred to me until this evening when my friend Sam (who is gay) did it, that you can have same sex marriages by putting two pins in the little car, that are the same colour. Obviously there is no reason why you can't but it had never occurred to me.

 

In the rules it does say:

 

"Getting Married:- When you reach this space, stop- even if you have moves left. Take a life Tile and add 1 people peg to your car. Then spin and move again" (this is different compared to the original version which didn't have life tiles and you spun again to decide your wedding present- I'm interested to see what it says in the rules in my sister's original version)

 

 

By the end of the game it was quite funny though as she had 5 children which resulted in the extra pin getting wedged between the other 6 already in the little car and both myself and my mate Alex had none.

 

I wish the yacht I had leftover at the end was real though  .

[kingbenvolio]

Do charity shops smell like old people, or do old people smell like charity shops? 

 

One of lifes great mysteries. 

[Ben_O]

Do charity shops smell like old people, or do old people smell like charity shops? 

 

One of lifes great mysteries. 

Neither, they both smell like Hospitals

[New game mini]

Whatever happened to dungarees?