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[paulsmithlookerafterer]

 

 

 

The only thing you get free of charge, is a dead battery

 

You are charged for it when you buy it in the first place before it goes flat or if you didn't pay for it then you will be charged when you are caught, so technically no, you don't get anything free of charge. 

 

 

And if you were given it?

 

 

Your taxes go towards rubbish collection so eventually when it is disposed of, one way or another you will have been charged for it even if its indirectly.

 

 

Not if you don't pay tax! Or even don't dsipsose of it. Keep it as a pet, call it Lucas     

[M J W J]

Bench should start a line of clothing for fat people called Bouncy Castle.

[xrocketengineer]

John Oliver establishes his own church. (Beware NSFW but funny as hell)

 

Edited by xrocketengineer, 27 August 2015 - 06:43 PM.

[Harrison541]

Burgers are just steaks for people who cant use knives.

[M J W J]

Burgers are just steaks for people who cant use knives.

 

You say that though but everyone has that weird friend who eats their burger with a knife and fork in a restaurant instead of just picking the dam thing up. The same goes for pizza.

[mini93]

I'll use a knife n fork if I'm sat down for a meal or something... for pizza anyways. Dont think i've seen anyone use knife n fork for burgers :/

 

 

Do animals get a hankering for certain foods? Like how we do?

 

Like does a Lion think "man... I could do with a zebra today... hey Lional,want to go grab a Zebra later?"

[Spud_133]

Depends where I am, if I'm somewhere reasonable posh I'll eat my burger with a knife and fork, and it also depends on who I'm with too

[Harrison541]

I'm starting to think there's more barn find Minis than there are barns

[M J W J]

I'm sitting at a property auction and have noticed that most of the people here are already on their 2nd alcoholic drink. Is this how auctions make money. Get everyone drunk so they loose cognitive function and bid amounts that they can't really afford?

I'm staying sober. I don't want end up buying a half million pound mansion.

[M J W J]

How long will it take for our designer at work to use the tub of swarfega that was put in the women's toilets for her?

 

We have massive tubs of the stuff which in the gents toilets in our yard we get through in about 2 weeks. When our designer started we realised that there were no toilets that had swarfega for her to use so had to get the cleaner to put one in the normal women's toilets (there isn't a women's in the yard). As she is the only female out of the technical department and warehouse staff, she is the only person who is ever going to use it.

[M J W J]

Our designer is off doing something tonight. She said it was embarrassing and to ask her tomorrow what it was. Depending on what mood she's in will determine whether she tells me or not.

 

It's really bugging me what it is. Your thoughts people?

 

I'm guessing dressing up as a football mascot and having to dance in front of a huge crowd.

[New game mini]

Why are the letters T and G so close together on a keyboard? This fact quickly came to my attention today and consequentially I will no longer be signing off emails to my senior bosses with 'Regards' 😱

[M J W J]

If Plankton was smarter in spongebob square pants he wouldn't keep trying to steal the recipe for the Krabby patty. He instead would do a business pitch to Mr Krab on how he could turn the Chum Bucket into a franchise of the Krusty Krab.

 

I'm convinced this would work as Plankton never has any customers so even taking a small percentage of the takings from his franchise would make him better off and Mr Krab is so greedy that he would surely take any cut from what the franchise made. They both win.

 

 

This was the kind of thing I was thinking about when I originally started this thread all those years ago!!!

Edited by M J W J, 10 September 2015 - 09:03 PM.

[Anthony30]

Depends where I am, if I'm somewhere reasonable posh I'll eat my burger with a knife and fork, and it also depends on who I'm with too

Posh sod. LOL.

[M J W J]

A mate of mine has just sent me a message saying he is in a toilet cubicle and has found there is no loo paper.

 

A. Rookie mistake. Always check first

 

B. What to do? Does he wait until its quiet and waddle to the next cubicle to find loo paper or does he pull his pants up and risk... when you can guess the rest.

 

I told him to accept his fate and that he would be missed.