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[M J W J]

Why do ironing boards collapse when you not holding the iron so it falls and nearly burns you then in the panick your kit starts to melt?

 

BronkoMini. You are a bloke. Why are you ironing?

[SecretSugar]

 

Why do ironing boards collapse when you not holding the iron so it falls and nearly burns you then in the panick your kit starts to melt?

 

BronkoMini. You are a bloke. Why are you ironing?

 

Well someone has to do it...lol

[M J W J]

 

 

Why do ironing boards collapse when you not holding the iron so it falls and nearly burns you then in the panick your kit starts to melt?

 

BronkoMini. You are a bloke. Why are you ironing?

 

Well someone has to do it...lol

 

Hmmm... two ways I could answer this.

 

No-one has to iron anything these days. Trouser presses have been around for a long time and so have none iron clothes.

[SecretSugar]

And the other answer? Lol ;)

[SecretSugar]

Why is bed more comfy and cosy when you know you have to get out of it?

[Spud_133]

Because that is the law of the sod!

[M J W J]

How come despite having a double bed to myself, I still always seam to sleep on just one side of it? I can wake up in a different position but I am usually still on the same side of the bed.

[Spud_133]

How come despite having a single bed to myself, I still always seam to sleep on just one side of it? I can wake up in a different position but I am usually still on the same side of the bed

[SecretSugar]

How come despite having a double bed to myself, I still always seam to sleep on just one side of it? I can wake up in a different position but I am usually still on the same side of the bed.

Same here! Although the other day I woke up diagonal and stretched out...I was proud  although.... my arms wrapped round the corner of the mattress...wonder if someone tried pulling me from my bed mid night and I was having none of it...lol

[Spud_133]

I could never 'cuddle' up in bed, but I always have to have some thing under my arm. Like the douvet or a pillow

[SecretSugar]

Am I abnormal? I don't do romance... can't sleep cuddled up because I like my space and a cold bit of mattress... not overly keen with holding hands... rather play GTA 5 or watch some action or gory movie  instead of drippy chick flick movies... I prefer carrying my own bags...give me a steak or a burger instead of a salad...sod wine, give me a JD coke or something similar...

[BronkoMini]

Why do ironing boards collapse when you not holding the iron so it falls and nearly burns you then in the panick your kit starts to melt?

 
BronkoMini. You are a bloke. Why are you ironing?

Because I love it (not)

[BronkoMini]

Why has my bed just given way underneath me? It's not my day today

Edited by BronkoMini, 01 October 2013 - 10:26 PM.

[M J W J]

Am I abnormal? I don't do romance... can't sleep cuddled up because I like my space and a cold bit of mattress... not overly keen with holding hands... rather play GTA 5 or watch some action or gory movie  instead of drippy chick flick movies... I prefer carrying my own bags...give me a steak or a burger instead of a salad...sod wine, give me a JD coke or something similar...

 

Without reading past 'Am I abnormal' I think we can safely say yes. You are on TMF. Need I continue?

 

Why has my bed just given way underneath me? It's not my day today

 

Well you were ironing your own clothes so I am guessing that you weren't with a girl? Jumping on the bed?

 

Why do companies sign up to display at a show and then never turn up? Went to the Northern Manufacturing show in Manchester today for work. There were a few companies I was hoping to talk to about the project I am working on and only one of them was actually there. Bit of a waste of time really but oh well.

[BronkoMini]

I've now wood glued it back together hope it holds tonight