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[lsto]

Well if he is paying for them but not getting them that may be the reason its so expensive lol

[MrBounce]

Haha no chance of any "extras" - it's my friend who does the massage. I had an Indian Head Massage last night and it was bloody lovely but expensive, even with "Mates Rates". Guess you get what you pay for...

[M J W J]

Just reading another thread about someone asking if it is legal to push a motorbike about 1/4 of a mile down the road. Personally I would have just done it and not bothered to ask but as people say it only takes one a*** of a Coppa and you end up having your bike confiscated, fines and potentially points on your licence.

 

This got me thinking. Do other languages have the term 'jobsworth' in them or is it only a term used in the English language because of how pedantic our police force can be and the fact they go for the easy targets?

[lsto]

Not just police, traffic wardens....

[xrocketengineer]

Yesterday, after shopping and while still at the store parking lot, I noticed an old man sitting in the driver's seat of a car with his mouth open. Sitting next to him, with the seat belt on, was a red skeleton with horns on its head and its mouth open too. I thought about taking a picture but the man was looking at me. The man then drove away. I wondered why the skeleton needed a seatbelt? Was it not dead already?   

[AVV IT]

True it may be dead, but being entirely made of bones, in an accident a skeleton's gonna be really prone to fractures. What's more, being dead means any fractures aren't just going to heal if you put them in plaster cast!

[xrocketengineer]

True it may be dead, but being entirely made of bones, in an accident a skeleton's gonna be really prone to fractures. What's more, being dead means any fractures aren't just going to heal if you put them in plaster cast!

At least there would be no worries about any flesh wounds.

[Ben_O]

 

True it may be dead, but being entirely made of bones, in an accident a skeleton's gonna be really prone to fractures. What's more, being dead means any fractures aren't just going to heal if you put them in plaster cast!

At least there would be no worries about any flesh wounds.

 

Gaffer tape fixes everything

[AVV IT]

True it may be dead, but being entirely made of bones, in an accident a skeleton's gonna be really prone to fractures. What's more, being dead means any fractures aren't just going to heal if you put them in plaster cast!

At least there would be no worries about any flesh wounds.

Gaffer tape fixes everything

You can't just bodge fractures with gaffa tape! Some Mechano and a couple of small
spanners will do though, and is pretty much what orthopaedic surgeons use anyway!

[Ben_O]

 

 

 

True it may be dead, but being entirely made of bones, in an accident a skeleton's gonna be really prone to fractures. What's more, being dead means any fractures aren't just going to heal if you put them in plaster cast!

At least there would be no worries about any flesh wounds.

Gaffer tape fixes everything

You can't just bodge fractures with gaffa tape! Some Mechano and a couple of small
spanners will do though, and is pretty much what orthopaedic surgeons use anyway!

 

I was actually about to write mechano but ended up saying gaffer tape.

 

What about lolly sticks and micropore?

[lsto]

If you tape lolly sticks to cats legs you can make them walk like a robot

[Miniminx71]

Got my Yellow Pages today and it's TINY now. Hardly anything in it. Feel sort of nostalgic for the old huge book . Can't see it lasting much longer.

[Ben_O]

Got my Yellow Pages today and it's TINY now. Hardly anything in it. Feel sort of nostalgic for the old huge book . Can't see it lasting much longer.

Yell.com, so much quicker than trawling though pages in a book

 

[lsto]

Internet is killing many things. 118 118 has moved onto loans...

[BronkoMini]

Why do people not care about other people's cars, I was sitting in my car in sainburys car park when an Audi pulled into the space next to me, it was quite funny as I mentioned to my brother who was sitting in the passenger seat, about how badly kerbed his wheels were, when he go out and opened his passenger rear door straight into the wheel arch on my car, the arch full on bent as his door hit it, he didn't give a monkeys, I was about to get out and ask him why he did it but he got a baby out the back, so I just left it, thank goodness he only hit the arch, why are people like this? rant over.