Battery terminals are different sizes to prevent this from happening - did you hammer the smaller terminal on to the larger post ?
This is a "nice forum" friendly sort of thing, and I already got told off for growling at someone...which is fair enough....but if it wasn't...I'd say, well, let us just say that the OP was "confused".
Perhaps other people's earth leads are longer...but my battery wouldn't connect up if it was installed the wrong way around.
You could of course jump a flat battery and connect it the wrong way around...but let's be honest...it still wouldn't start.
Aware that I am a complete idiot of course....
But unfortinately leads reach easily and terminals fit. No good for idiots like me 
For what it's worth....there are two battery post standards SAE (which is normal) and JIS (smaller and found on Jap market cars). It is possible but very unlikely that your car has JIS spec posts. If it did, you'd never get a UK battery to fit.
Assuming it's got SAE posts...then you'd still have a struggle. If you had clamp type rather than cap type terminals then if you spread the -ve wide you might be able to hammer it on, but how you'd get the +ve to tighten up is a mystery to me at least.

That's the difference between JIS and SAE posts......
If you did succeed in connecting it up the wrong way, then you'd get smoke out of the alternator diodes the minute you connected it, if you were quick, you might save them. I would think that the MIMs would also go pair shaped. If you did cook it, I've got a jap spec one and for that matter a full SPi set up that I can sell you 
Anybody ever done a -ve to +ve earth conversion? Do you remember what you had to change?