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[MaxAndPaddy]

Got tassels and everything

Oh good grief....

Mr Fosters has alot to answer for

[Juju]

Mr M&P - so, you're IT Management for the NHS - can you tell me why the centralised IT system for patients' rekuds has failed so spectacularly?? Eh?? Mmm? Anything to do with a highly paid IT fiddler spending so much time on TMF?

Well?



Juju = Lecturer in Genetics & Molecular Biology & erstwhile DNA-twizzling research scientist.

[scotty_18]

Juju - You don't happen to have any articles on myostatin by any chance? Or is that out of your area?

[Juju]

What do you need? Anything that has a gene encoding it is within my remit. PM me?

[MaxAndPaddy]

Mr M&P - so, you're IT Management for the NHS - can you tell me why the centralised IT system for patients' rekuds has failed so spectacularly?? Eh?? Mmm? Anything to do with a highly paid IT fiddler spending so much time on TMF?

Well?



Juju = Lecturer in Genetics & Molecular Biology & erstwhile DNA-twizzling research scientist.

I think the last National Audit Office Report did actually name me personally responsible for the failure of the National Care 'Rekuds' Service, but surely that makes everyone who has clicked 'like' on one of my posts jointly liable by actively encouraging my general blathering

Of course the failure has nothing to do with the fact that the project was conceived over tea and crumpets at Number 10 with Bill Gates as a plan to sell more copies of Microsoft Office at £250 a go....It’s also worth bearing in mind that the person currently in charge of NHS IT expenditure last week recommended filing your garage with cans of highly flammable liquid

Sadly my suggestion to replace the 'Rekurds' service with Facebook on the grounds it was functionally richer and held more accurate information about the UK population was also rejected...

[JustSteve]

I'm a 'page 3' girl







..Just kidding! unfortunately i'm unemployed at the moment refuse to go on the dole... Need to find a new job soon!

[SolarB]

Technician at a space science laboratory and on good days they let me build subsystems and instruments for spacecraft.

On bad days they make me do the paperwork.

[cooperdan]

Well in retail briefly, but after 7 half years, im off into driving instructing..

But also i do creative work for clients which is getting quite busy..

[sweetser]

Self Employed Carpenter. 3 days and roll on my tax rebate

[davej]

I work for Airbus building the A330 wings

[Mini Cheddars]

Oh how I have the urge to make a Red Bull joke right now.

[Spud_133]

Here's my shed, where I spend most of my working time.

[Mini-Mad-Craig]

Here's my shed, where I spend most of my working time.

I want to work here

[leaky]

I'm a chef at a world famous restaurant.

[Spud_133]

I want to work here

It's a bit of a commute mate

I use the term 'work' very loosely, I'm usually playing with my lightning rod or Wilf, as they're normally taking up the ramp, and work on dads lorries or machines outside