I dont think ingenuity and being stupidly low go together.
stupidly low cars really serve no purpose, if you fit an air ride kit and dump it when you park for looks thats fair enough as you can use the car but being static does mean you have to crawl around avoid speedhumps and potholes and generally look like a wang when you are driving around, plus without a complete re design of the suspension system you cant really dump a mini on the floor
Then I'm sorry to inform you that you just don't quite get it. My mini catches and scrapes getting off my drive, on a little 'gate stop' that sticks up about an inch and half. I still use my car every single day, I have speed bumps and cushions on a few of my frequently used routes and this doesn't stop me using my car. I don't have to avoid certain spots very often and if I do then it's not a hassle to go round the block.
If you want to retain the original handling characteristics of a car And rally about everywhere then that's up to you, but the handling is perfectly fine on my car if you don't mind a bit of tyre scrub.
And air ride, really? Cars on air ride terribly as well, that's for low riders and scene kids. If I saw a car in a car park thats slammed I would appreciate it and a lot of people would love just seeing it. If some kid with a snap back gets in it, raises it up a bit and then drives off it'd be disappointing. Certain cars such as the lowriders and some hot roads would keep their respect as that's what that car scene is about. While everyone else gets 'oh, nevermind, it isn't actually low'