First job was to remove the handbrake cables and their arms. The offside split pin offered no resistance at all, sliding neatly out and allowing me to disconnect everything really easily. The nearside of course was anything but straightforward. The split pin snapped, and everything was seized solid. A quick squirt of WD40, some judicious use of MC Hammer and everything was out. The cable appears to be in pretty good nick - I reckon previous owner Andy had already replaced it, and the nearside had been parked over or near grass as most things on that side are so corroded.
There are mounting brackets for the arms which bolt through the beam, but before I could get started on these, I needed to undo the brake hoses which bolted through some other brackets on the beam itself. Once again, offside was no problem. Nearside? Yup, seized solid. After a couple of attempts resulted in a rounded off nut, I saved time by cutting through it, despite it actually looking in fairly good condition. I have new ones anyway. I then removed the grease nipples from the radius arms, and made sure the end bolts undid. Amazingly, each and every one was a piece of cake. So, once these were finger-tight, I then undid the bolts holding the brackets to the beam, undid the inner nut on each arm and used gravity to slide them off.
I put the beam on the bench (taking timeout with a pair of Molegrips and a spanner to remove the remains of that poxy brake hose) and did a more detailed inspection. Out came the screwdriver for an MOT-tester-style prod and poke. Short of some surface rust and some remains of paint (Midas' example of rustproofing??), there was absolutley nothing wrong with it. Result! So it was out with the wire wheel to clean off most of the grime and rust, with the aim to use rust remover gel on the bits I can't get to (by the brackets) then give it a decent coat of Hammerite. I am loving this as things are starting to go well again

Disconnecting the handbrake cable

Cable off

1st brake hose easy...

...2nd one not. Cutters!

Nearside off...

...and Offside too.

Beam on bench...

...and the other side

During cleaning

And this is the worst bit. Screwdriver tapping test showed it to be solid.
