27 replies to this topic

[Burnard]

Hi,

Im trying to think of a slogan for vauxhall which fits in with all the letters

like fords "fix or repair daily" or fiats "fix it again tomorrow" Rover: "RUST, OOOPS, very expensive repair"



Trying to get something to be made into a sticker to hint at a vauxhall engine...

[AVV IT]

I often refer to the missus's Vauxhall as having a "tracker".... it's always easy to find as it just involves following the trail of parts that have fallen off of it!

[998dave]

Viciously Awful, Uninspiring, Xtremely horrible, And Laughable Lemon

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[Burnard]

Something which makes them sound good if you can

[AVV IT]

Something which makes them sound good if you can

But a free in built tracker is a good thing, them after market ones are right expensive don't you know

[Tanya]

Viciously Awful, Uninspiring, Xtremely horrible, And Laughable Lemon

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Scary! You must have met my Zarifa and that describes it to a tee. It’s back at the garage with warning light on and very sluggish. Less that 4 years old, 32,000 on the clock – rubbish, utter rubbish.

[George929]

Vaxhauls make engines called Ecotec( every component on this engines crap )

Haha

[mini.30]

On your title you say FORDS - 'found on road side dead'

This slogan would make FORSD

Haha

[spi-bwk]

Rover: "RUST, OOOPS, very expensive repair"

Brilliant!!!!!!

[roofless]

OPEL................. Offizieller Pfusch Eines Lehrlings (translation from German: Official Botch One Apprentice)

[Scallywag630]

Something which makes them sound good if you can

Anyone got a recording of a car crusher?

[Guess-Works.com]

Value after upgrading xenon headlights almost level (with) Lada

[Burnard]

On your title you say FORDS - 'found on road side dead'

This slogan would make FORSD

Haha

Pretty sure roadside is one word, i just ******* up with my spacing.

Some good ones, but roofless, im not writing in German on my car!

OPEL or GM are also acceptable

'Obviously (a) proper engine lol'... (best i can come up with hahah)

Edited by Burnard, 14 February 2011 - 09:35 PM.

[Stevee]

vauxhall

Very Awful Uncool Xtreamly Hated Anxouis Low Life


(Also is Candian Now)



is that enough hate words for a Vauxhall, Gm, Opel

[Burnard]

Can i report you all for vauxhall bashing? seen as im incredibly offended and upset...


Only kidding

But seriously, if you can bash the vauxhall and get away with it, why cant you do it to the bini's?


And just incase anyone was waiting for it.

Hitler.

Godwin's law proven again