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[stonemonkey]

i have three minis. 1 is a boy in his prime, the estate is a girl and always wants attention and the mk 2 is old and wrinkley. i just cant get the to reproduce even when left in private. they do however donate parts to each other now and then.

[Stevee]

my mini's deffo a girl she never wants to give in :]

if it was a guy it be dead right now haha

[mighty mini jack]

hmmm queitly judgeing

Nah, its just weird.

Although, if i were that way inclined i think i'd know which cars i'd pick!

[miniQ]

YES... examples... also note i couldnt be bothered to find any other colours lol.
Men do drive these kind of cars as well though...the girly types..

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[cooperdan]

hmmm queitly judgeing

Nah, its just weird.

Although, if i were that way inclined i think i'd know which cars i'd pick!

Id have to say Elanor "Hypothetically" lol

Edited by cooperdan, 17 August 2010 - 07:24 PM.

[miniman44]

Hey forget it,I was just trying to add a different,maybe lighter note to the site.

[shedonwheels]

Hey forget it,I was just trying to add a different,maybe lighter note to the site.

I think it worked?!

My mini is 100% male- grumpy in the morning, smelly after a long day, doesn't like to be hurried, likes a drink, dislikes other road users, and hesitates when I put my foot down (lack of commitment). And he's blue. It's a no brainer

[miniman retford]

I'm partial to a bit of car sex, was quite tempted at MITP..

I know ! Had a job to keep you away from Beryl


edit..... Good job her exhaust would be way to big for you

Edited by miniman retford, 18 August 2010 - 09:07 AM.

[bamby]

Poor Beryl - im glad thug wasnt there - shes easily upset these days especially after the M word was mentioned

[minicooper1.3i]

Well I thought my MPi was a bit blokey when it was off the road in bits, but then my 3 year old (2 at the time) asked me if he could go for a drive in Betsy. When asked who Betsy was, he just looked at me like I was stoopid and explained that Betsy was the Mini car. So now she's Betsy.

Now I'm not sure if she was actually a girl disguised as a bloke or if she's had a sex change, but I do know that she definatley loves havig money spent on her, being pampered and fussed over and having a major strop when I really, REALLY don't need it or have the time for it, so it's probably for the best

[jake cooper]

Do cars have sexes,I think they do,for instance.Mini's can be he's,she's or he/she's.All Rolls and Bentleys are he's,whereas all Citroen DS's are she's(sex on wheels)yet Traction Avanti's are he's.Morgans are he's,the Susuki Cappuccino is most definitely a she,and E Type's,mmmm.I think he's,very phallic.
What about the Austin/Morris 1100/1300 though?Any views out there.

All Rolls Royce are female - hence the flying lady, the way they glide along the road and are very elegant.

[miniman44]

Yeh,I see your point JC but if you take the silver lady off,does a Rolls look masculine or feminine?





















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