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#1 miniman44

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:26 AM

Do cars have sexes,I think they do,for instance.Mini's can be he's,she's or he/she's.All Rolls and Bentleys are he's,whereas all Citroen DS's are she's(sex on wheels)yet Traction Avanti's are he's.Morgans are he's,the Susuki Cappuccino is most definitely a she,and E Type's,mmmm.I think he's,very phallic.
What about the Austin/Morris 1100/1300 though?Any views out there.

#2 mini93

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:40 AM

only thing ill say is there no way my minis a girl

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:40 AM

for me minis are definitely a she all of mine have been and all of them will be even though mine has a guys name she is still a she for sure

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:43 AM

only thing ill say is there no way my minis a girl

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Thats because you only like guys :)

My mini is definitely a she !

Austin/Morris 1100/1300 not sure really, could be bi :thumbsup:

Edited by miniman retford, 17 August 2010 - 10:45 AM.


#5 bunch1980

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:50 AM

Apparantly the long term owner of mine from new called it beauty, i just call it her or she.
Same with motorbikes shes mine and she lets me ride her lol!

#6 Jordie

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 11:30 AM

mines defo a chavette lady or similar (maybe a typical geordie woman?).

Occassionaly it just stops in the street and does a wee from under the bonnet.

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#7 Nick '91

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 11:52 AM

only thing ill say is there no way my minis a girl

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Thats because you only like guys :thumbsup:




Strange I read your number pllate a little to quickly whilst drowsy, and thought it read pretty close to queer.

#8 tahitigirl

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 11:56 AM

Mines definately a lady :thumbsup: she's got her girly qualities :)

#9 ricky_mini

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:46 PM

both of mine are definitely females, i dont think id have another male car after the last one, "Rocky" the Opel Kadett coupe. We never saw eye to eye :thumbsup:

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:47 PM

Lulu's a girl mini.

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:49 PM

KitKats a she but i accidently called her a homosexual (see my profile), Mini Designers have to be the most girly of mini's, but mine wont be in the end :)

EDIT: Spelling of a certain word that may be innapropriate on a family forum :thumbsup:

Edited by project mini chris, 17 August 2010 - 12:50 PM.


#12 bobs

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:58 PM

Mine doesn't:

Complain
Whine
Empty my bank account
Let me down
Make a mess

So I don't think it's a girl... :thumbsup:

It's simple, you have to have boys and girls or you wouldn't get new heritage shells...

#13 project mini chris

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 01:11 PM

Whine

damn and there was me hoping you have a S.C.C.R Gear box :thumbsup:

#14 mighty mini jack

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 01:52 PM

The term 'mechaphilia' came to mind when i saw the thread title... :thumbsup:

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 01:54 PM

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