Wow! what a complete pandemonium day! Why can't I have a normal quiet life!
Had the day off work and an early dentist appointment, got back mouth all numb and dribbling away (nice) so sitting down chilling out (and dribbling) with no plans today then the phone rings and its the tuners, my car is booked in on the 17th with them so I'm thinking they are calling to cancel it and move it further away
"Kam, we've had a cancellation today can you bring your car up?"
"What! you having a giraffe or something! car aint ready for a rolling road or trailor
and I got no trailor?"
"Well see what you can do, its there if you want it?"
"Let me make some calls first......."
Call up the trailor company, I'm booked for 17th can I have it NOW, yes - sorted!
Call up my mate, are you working as I need a hand, no he's not working - sorted!
Call up tuners, I'll be there this afternoon!
Put the phone down and it rings again, its honda saying my parts have arrived - sorted! run down there and get back and put them on and fill up the gearbox oil, then get a delivery pop through the door, my brake bleeding kit has arrived - sorted! bled the clutch slave cylinder then think about bleeding the brakes........nah I aint got time to do the brakes, who needs em!
Raised up the ride height so it can get onto the trailor...........see later.......
Finish off some last minute jobs and look at the car, this aint ready for a rolling road! 17th would've been nice and chilled but doing this in a few hours is crazy! mate pops round and we load up the mini with EVERYTHING as I aint got a scooby what to expect
All I wanted from today was for the car to start up and idle and move under its own power, wasn't bothered about anything else
After some last minute struggles we got there late afternoon

Gave them the specs and told them its got a 68mm throttle body with an AEM fuel rail with an adjustable fuel pressure regulator and my
b16 injectors and walbro 255 fuel pump, I will put the 370's injector in another time, not important right now, just want it running, so they punch in the numbers and get to work

After a few minutes its starting up and idling sweet, but at about 25mph its making a horrid metallic rotational noise under load? they stop and we jack up and have a good look round, nothing obvious but one of the guys says your driveshaft angles look extreme? I said yeah thats an allspeed frame they are like that, he says yeah I've seen a few before but yours look too extreme? after some head scratching he asks have you raised the ride height? I say yeah they are new donuts so were at the lowest setting to fit them in and I cranked them up after, then it hit me, I raised them up even higher earlier on just incase it didn't clear my garage ramp and getting it on the trailor
They were a bit on the high side, so we cranked them down and ran it again, noise all gone - sorted, so they carry on doing there stuff, in the meantime my crankcase/oil catch can is starting to worry me with its dissipating method????? is this normal for a b20? anyone know?

Other than that the engines running sweet and sounding sweet and everything is going a bit too well for my liking and luck.......

Then.........my luck sets in.........BANG SCREEEEEEEEEECH and the steering wheel rips out from his arm and the passenger wheel LOCKS UP! what the hell! switch engine off and head scratching time.....not good!
Pass wheel is locked solid, jack it up and no change, no movement, start hearing scary things around me "driveshaft has locked up or snapped" "wheel bearings have collapsed" not feeling so chirpy at this point!
We undo the driveshaft nut and the drive flange aint turning or coming off whatsoever??? its literally welded onto the hub, this is where I start to panic, how do we get it back on the trailor with a locked wheel? how do I repair this without taking it apart as I can't get it on or off the trailor? not good
Then steve does a little trick for a few minutes (with a sledgehammer!) and the drive flange frees up! and we undo the straps and push it off the rollers and it starts to roll! Sweet! We call it quits there, but the main thing is the car moves under its own power so I drive it onto the trailor (my first drive in 16 months!) also its 99% mapped for driving to put some miles on the car, need to get it about 1000 miles on it with 5k max revs and loads etc then I'll take it back
I'm gonna take the passenger hub apart tomorrow and am guessing I'll find my wheel bearings in pieces, these were genuine timken bearings from minispares aswell (the only ones I will use) so I'll investigate tomorrow
In the meantime I will finish what I can to get a MOT ticket on this (hopefully) and get some miles on it
Also when I drove it off the trailor back home, I drove it from the main road to the garage (naughty naughty) and was able to spin 1st gear easy - good good! bring it on!

Heres the result of the locked tyre on the rollers doing about 50mph, A539 yoko with only about 1000 miles on it, four square patches are down to the bottom

I'm glad I didn't have my A048's on here......
And yes I'm still chuffed even after today, having dramas at rolling roads aint nothing new to me with this mini, does get tiresome after a while though.....
Although my dribbling has stopped from the dentist it started up again when I drove it into the garage, such a nice feeling, a much needed boost
Next job - who cares?
Edited by Kam, 04 April 2012 - 08:14 AM.