I really don't know where to begin, everything seemed like it was going fine but as usual if its all going good its sometimes to good to be true?
Got there at 10.30 this morning, as I had just changed the oil in both the engine and gearbox the previous night this was the first time to see how it was, the millers oil in the gearbox does quieten the whine down a bit, but I actually miss it a bit now.....had that a-series charactor about it?
They started mapping and sorted out the cold start fueling issues and everything was going okey dokey and the new walbro fuel pump was fine

I still need to sort out the bottom of my exhaust manifold heat wrap, top half is ok but bottom is coming away, still gave me a chance to see the manny glow, errm yeah slight glow!
Try sticking your tongue on this! (click vid)

Don't worry about the popping, fueling was still being sorted out, overrun sound is nice
Then disaster, the envitable grease on the windscreen......been here before, last time the driveshaft gaitors popped off it was only at 50mph but obviously this was because they were plastic cable ties, as I had steel cables on there done up super tight I was hoping it might hold, it did until 7000rpm in 5th doing 127mph!

Would of been nice if it got to its 8250rpm.......
As most of the grease was already scattered around the unit

and they were almost done with the mapping we hit it again to sort out the fueling higher in the revs as it was so close to finishing, problem was although it was mega loud they said it didn't sound like VTEC was engaging? Bear in mind I have never had it pass 5000rpm I didn't know if the VTEC worked or not, they checked the plug and said its not coming on. to be honest I wasn't really bothered as I had other issues on my mind......
Then what happened is either lucky or not so lucky, you decide?
As we was checking the VTEC at idle and giving a full throttle blip , back off, idle, check sensors, another blip, idle, check sensors, it was at the stage it was idling there was an awful scraping rotational sound coming from the rocker cover!!!!! Engine off and I'm bricking it as these guys faces was not good!

Got the rocker off and disaster - cambelt was getting stripped!! But how????


We found a bolt lodged up inside the cambelt cover against the cam belt? what the hell! How the hell did that get inside as all the cambelt cover bolts are on the outside and in place??
Either way this cars not going anywhere! They couldn't believe how lucky I was as if that noise came on whilst we was bliping the throttle, well, you know......
It was about 4pm at this point and I somehow needed to tow this home from essex, so called up a mate, he's working, called up another mate, he's been drinking, called up another mate, he's wifes got the car????? I need some new decent mates, anyone want to be my friend!

Then a bit of amazing luck a trailor pulls up with a rally looking suzuki swift on it? He was there to get it mapped by these guys so they ask him if they would drop me off across the water....he says no problem!

Turns out these guys are 586 group rally team! They race a mg zr at the moment and are gonna run the swift in the next championship, I think he said he was leading at the moment - cheers guys really appreciate the get-me-out-of-jail card
Got the car home about 5pm and had a good look round, started off with the gaitor aftermath, this **** gets everywhere!





Also after a bit of investigation I found out what happened with the cambelt, the bolt that caused the mayhem was actually a bolt thats housed inside the cambelt cover

Its worked it way loose and gone for a little trip around the belt making a spectacle of itself and got lodged in the top corner of the lower belt cover (belt cover is in two parts) You can see the marks where it got caught

It was my mistake, I remember when I changed the belt I 'dry fitted' some bolts as I didn't have my belt come through at that point, obviously when the belt turned up I forgot and carried on.....nice one Kam ******* idiot
I was feeling low at this point, real low

not just of the cambelt scenario but the whole mapping malarky, driveshaft gaitors, the lot......
Never let it be said I will throw in the towel, I was proper pi****ed I missed taking this car to Le Mans in june and knew I how I would be if I can't take it to germany next week with TMF so cue typical Kam, I thought I aint sitting here moping around about the car, that aint me!.....
5.20, call up local honda for a cambelt, none in stock but can get one in for tomorrow, no good to me as I don't do tomorrows in this mood! I'm a man on a mission! called up another honda dealer a bit of a travel away considering the time, yep they got one but shut at 6, jump on bike get there with minutes to spare......
Got home and thought theres no way I'm giving up now so off I go!

To whoever thought up pull away front ends on cars I would just like to give a
BIG thumbs up!
Belt off

Time to inspect.......interesting.....



New belt is on, and majority of the grease in the bay is cleaned up, couldn't start it up to try as it was gone midnight, so will in the morning.....
I'm getting some new steel cables ties tomorrow and doing them up even tighter! I mean one side held so its not like they don't work, they do but I'm guessing one side was not as tight as the other?
Not sure whats happening with the rest of mapping? I got no VTEC engaging but to be honest I don't really care at this point, it hit 127mph before it let go so at this moment in time I'm still taking it to germany next wednesday, not bothered about going on track, I'm going for the banter