ohhh, lookie new signature link!!
Blimin brilliant idea! I'm going to copy you now....
And I think Juju should quit her job as a scientist and become an official false beard sculptress! 
Ohhh gutted I missed the beard sculpting! And Purple Tom, I was really expecting you to be way more purple than you are in actual life? No purple hair (on your head-just to clarify) or anything, I'm almost disappointed!
hahaha, that beard was so ace!! sometimes i wish i had one, to stroke in situations that need a stroke of the beard...*possible jig to ensue by becs...* :Px
haha! Andy has an irish ginger beard I'm sure he'd lend you to stroke if you're very desperate? In fact I've found so many long ginger hairs in Vinnie after this weekend I could cobble 'em together and make another beard for you. At least, I hope they're from the beard...

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