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[CharlieBrown]

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[Teapot]

Danke schon

[marksmini]

Ja :grin:

[Barnett]

I can enlighten you guys and girls...these saying can come in very usefull!!

Good morning mini mates!! = Guten morgen mini kumpels...

Im from Great Britain!! = Ich bin ein insel affe!! lmfao

Mine is quicker than yours!! = Meiner ist schneller wie deiner glaub mir!!

one beer please!! = Ein bier bitte!!

Do you come here often my darling!!?? = Kommst du oft hier her mein schatz ???

go away!! = Geh weg...

How much is that doggy in the window?? = Was kostet der Hund in dem fenster??

Ive had enough of you mate!! = du kannst mich am arsch lecken alter!! :grin:

This german beer is making me fruity!! = das deutsche bier macht mich geil!!

Last night was fantastic!! = Letzte nacht war geil!!

i think i have wet my trousers!! = Ich glaube ich hab in die hosen gemacht

this may not be 100% correct spelling, i have my own German slang... :grin: and the grammer is harder than WWII dam buster...

[Teapot]

Don't trust that ol' Barnett, he's calling us island apes, and I don't like the look of du kannst meine arsch lecken alter ... you don't need babel to work that out :tongue:

[Barnett]

Don't trust that ol' Barnett, he's calling us island apes, and I don't like the look of du kannst meine arsch lecken alter ... you don't need babel to work that out   :tongue:

LMFAO!! some of these are just funny!!

When ever some one asks me where i come from, i say " i come from a small island off the cost of France called Great Britain and 99% of the time i get called a insel affe!! and your right teapot...

The Germans call us island apes!! not all of them of course...its meant to be funny!! its like they call the hollanders " Käse kopf " which means cheese head!! :grin: the italians are called " spaggetti fresser " spagetti eater!! :grin: oh the list goes on...

...i know we call the germans Krauts, but the germans dont know that...i call them kartoffel kopf...which mean potato head, because all they seem to eat is chips, and do you want to know something they dont put vinegar on their chips, most of them say im sick...and trying to find a shop that sells Heinz salad cream " i have more chance than sh!tt!ng on the moooooooon..." :grin:

The germans are VERY nice People!! treat them with respect and they will cater for all your needs...

[Dom]

excellent :grin:

[Teapot]

Lots of Heinz salad cream for Barnett, everybody

[Barnett]

Lots of Heinz salad cream for Barnett, everybody

PG tips, cadburys cream eggs, trifle mix ( but only of the fruit cocktail kind ) custard creams, mint sauce, cheese and onion pasties, prawn cocktail walkers crisps, fray bentos chicken and muchroooooom pie and this months edition of playboy!!

Get me these and you will be a witness to see me eat all of that in 2 mins with out cooking anything!! including the playboy...lmfao!! :grin:

[Jake Blues]

My favourites were;
Das ist ein schon polizei - It's a fair cop and
Meine kleine frucht fleidermaus - My little fruitbat or
Ficke meine alte gummi-stiefel - F*** my old boots!

I was also taught to say "Ich habe ein bischen deutch" - "I have a little german", grammatically correct but when I said it to an ex-pat Brit friend she creased up and asked what his name was!


Branston pickle?????

[Dom]

I did French and German at GCSE couple of year ago.

Clearing out my room I found some useful verb and phrase books for the two.

[rob mini]

french i can work with but never even spoke a word of german in my life lol