having done a 'deal' on an engine with Chris I needed to supply a gearbox to him to strap the engine to.
I had a fresh straight cutter with drops and primary that had had a full strip and rebuild by guessworks, been stripped and carefully painted in custom paint, with all new shiny bolts n stuff - so I handed it over and sat excitedly waiting for my engine.
and I sat.............
and I sat.................
and I sat some more.....................................................
time passes by - I hear stories of engines eating themselves sourced from Chris, so i decide to go down and find out what's going on.
I'm not filled with confidence, so I tell him I',m going to have MRA complete my 16V engine so he can concentrate on the Standard A series, and seeing as how Martin at MRA will need a gearbox pretty soon, I'll have the straight cutter back, give to Martin, and commission a new one from Guessworks for the smart performance engine, to arrive in about a month.
" so then chris, fetch me the gearbox old luv..."
yep - no probs.....its over here somewhere......
after some furtive groping under a bench, a grubby piece of cack is presented to me, vaguely looking like a straight cut gearbox, that may have fallen off a mini that hit a land mine by the looks of it.......
thats not mine..................
yes it is................
no its not, go fetch mine...............
its yours ! it just needs painting..............
a pregnant pause ensued......................
now then chris - go fetch my gearbox before I get angry................
its about this time the colour dropped from his face, and he looked a bit scared.............
I used it on another engine, for another customer he tells me....................
of course, I took this all in good humour, and had a giggle.....just before I told him He'd got exactly one hour to get it back before I kicked the living sh*t out of him - I'm not known for my patient nature.
anyways, long story wrapped up pronto, only after the threat of reporting it as theft to the plod, talking to the unknowing owner of the engine that actually had my gearbox on it, and deadline to his parents to bail him out.....I got paid off.
I also got paid off for the engine I didnt recieve.
many others recently have been paid off by chris's parents to make problem engines dissapear, but they had to promise to keep quiet............I promised no such thing.
smart performance ?...........not very smart in my opinion.
Edited by roofless, 14 September 2010 - 06:48 PM.